7.12.2005

Dislocation of the Living Dead

7.12.05
9:51 PM
The Morgue at the Hospital has lost a body.
Yes.
The Morgue at the Hospital has lost a body.
Jesus.
As of this minute, they are frantically trying to pass the buck to someone else.

9:55 PM
Correction: The Morgue is missing the wrong body. To elaborate: there were four bodies in the Morgue tonight. One died yesterday, one earlier today and two just this evening. Earlier today a mortician came and picked up a body…the aforementioned wrong body. Security will be blamed for this in one way or another. They are still frantically trying to pass the buck.
I just yelled, (understand that I never say anything behind my little station) “instead of pointing fingers, maybe someone should call the fucking mortician”.
They just scattered, looking for scraps of papers, phone numbers, toe tags etc.
Between this, the elopement a few months ago and the dead kid several months ago, they are finally going to shut this clusterfuck of a deathtrap down.
What a wave to be carried out on.

10:24 PM
I just heard one of the guards liken the events of the past few minutes to that of “ordering a roast beef sandwich then getting home and finding you got a B.L.T instead”.
Wow.

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