I pause in the middle of my fourth piece of apple pie; recalling that too many apples gives one the squitters…
Darn.
Hahahahahahahaha, thinking about diarrhea reminded me of that part in Wayne’s World when Mike Myers talks about that Swedish county and then says he remembers it because it was the day he got diarrhea on the trampoline. Hahahahahahahahaha.
Man, what substandard pie…I wonder if the quality of the diarrhea (amounts of pain, liquid to solid ratio, color, bouquet etc.) will improve or worsen because of the totally non-homemade nature of said pie…
I’ll let you know…
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