Haiku Crew '08?

So.
Back in the '01, Philip, Will, myself, and some assorted Harvardians and
Amhertians engaged in mortal haiku combat.
The results in such categories as Dog Love, VD, Kiss the Children and
Naked Olympics were...shocking, to say the least.
I recently told Jessica (Deadpool) and Danielle (the Nintendo DS, Dani
Moostar, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels etc.) about this and we
endeavored to revisit the simpler time in which terrorism was a REAL
threat and the haikus flowed like wine.
In the two sessions we've had thus far, the topics were:
Membertainment and Vomit.
Below are some of the best.
Enjoy.
 
Danielle:
They call it the clap.
I call it burning applause.
You know, for our love.

When I am munging
I wear goggles. You know my
Motto: safety first..

Gag me with a spoon.
I mean it. You can gag me. 
I am bulimic.

Jessica:
When I am munging
I bring some mints. You know my 
Motto: Ladies first.

Paul:
I hunger...for what?
Chlamydia soup with mung 
and smegma salad

Long and bleary night
Drinking beer and pancake mix
Good morning! BarfNog!
 
Gag me with a cock.
I'm a bulimic porn star
It's called: Ipe-Cock
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The ladies get massive points for the use of munging.
I think Phil may have brought that particular flame down from Olympus
though.
I am also very proud of myself of Ipe-Cock and BarfNog.
Hmm. Maybe not 'proud'...
Is there a term that means "proud when you shouldn't be"?
I need an English major!!!