3.03.2006

Life's a beach...I mean, bitch. Life's a bitch, sorry.

From June 24th to July 1st I am renting a beach house in Ocean City, New Jersey (NOT Ocean City, Maryland...whatever state THAT fucking is). The house is amazing with multiple bedrooms, bathrooms, a porch with deck furniture, a grill, washer/dryer, ceiling fans, television, outside shower, parking and other amenities. It will break down to about $200 per person for the week. We are within walking distance of the water and a two mile stretch of boardwalk with dozens of homemade ice cream and fudge shops, restaurants, kitch shops, bookstores, amusement parks, putt putt golf and other stuff. We are also going to be about a half hour from Atlantic City, so you could conceivably pay for the whole week (or quadruple your losses) in a matter of minutes. The first people to get in touch and confirm with get the best rooms so get in touch ASAP.
This is going to fucking rock.
Phil and Kaitlyn, if you are back in the U.S. this is extended to you two as well.

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