Sex sells...

Sex with Paul sells out.

fuse.tv

then click high or low bandwidth

then find the "Ultimate Gig" link in the little pop up menu on the right

then get some napkins to clean up

I am the sexiest girl I know.

To quote Li'l Kim: Hey! Uhn uhn uhn uhn uhn uhn uhn uhn!

In case you couldn't glean from the precise emotions expressed in the above quote, allow me to translate: I just booked a Fuse promo (Fuse was to be MTV's nemesis until MTV bought them) in which I will be a "Goth". I can only assume they mean the music-genre-listener stereotype and not the style of architecture, although I am indeed versatile enough to play both...at the same time...AND I'm modest enough to admit it. FINALLY I have something to celebrate at Christmas, thanks Jesus!!
Actually, should I really be thanking Jesus? I mean, I feel like ever since I portrayed Satan, things have been going my way...and I really didn't read that Shark Week contract very closely. Fuck. Well, I guess I really am driving the bus to Hell. Hope you guys like Tiny Tim and me screaming.