Easier readability for whom, you silly bastard?
Ah, well, you've got me there, it seems!
But, in any case, I did it. The following are the different categries I have created in which to categorize my internet idiocy:
'The Brave One' wrap party, (Old Lady) Playing Piano, 2006 H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival, 2011 Oscars, 24, 30 Ghosts IV, 5:55, 90's Music, ???, A Night Of Harry Carrie and Garp, A Real Good Meal, Abnormally Addicted To Sin, Ache/Spin/Die/Repeat, Acting/Auditioning, Adventure, Adventures In Babysitting, Advil, Aging, Air travel, Album Review, Alice's Tea Cup, Alien, Alien: Resurrection, Aliens, Aliens 3, Aliens Vs. Predator, Aliens Vs. Predator 2, All about me, All Typesa Shit, Amanda Palmer, Amy Hempel, An Excellect Time, Answers to Various Peoples' Questions, Armageddon, Assassin's Creed: Revealations, Audio and Journal From France, Bacardi, Back To The Future trilogy, Bacon, bad Chinese food, bad Romero films, BAILY, Batman: Arkham City, Batman: The Animated Series, Bear Mountain, Beck, BEECHOUZATRONICON XMAX '06, Big Love, Binding Silence, Birthdays, Bite The Music, Bite The Music (v 2.0), Bitter Sweet, Black Swan, Blip, Bond Movie reviews, Bond themes, Boners, Book of Eli, Book Review, Boondock Saints II, Breaking Bad, Brian Froud, British accent, Bronson, Burke and Hare, Burn Notice, Buying Vinyl, Cablevision, Cake (band), Camp Counselor Party, Can't Keep Johnny Down music video, Capitol Lighting, Casino, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory The Video Game, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Childhood, Chinese Democracy, Chris Cornell, Chris Rush, Christina Lind, Christmas, Christmas Presents, Christopher Walken, Chuck Palahniuk, Cloud Atlas, Clousre, CNN, Coca Cola Light, Coffin Cam, Comcast, Comics, Commenting on the weather, Complaining About Trent Reznor, Concert Review, Cookies, Cop Out, Creative Endeavor, Cube, Cube Zero, Daed Island, David Bowie, David Fincher movies, Davidoff Hot Water, Dead Ends, Dead Rising 2, Demon Days, Depeche Mode, Diesel Dance Party, Dirk and Rico, Discworld, Disney World, Dogwalking, Doritos, DOVA, Dreams, Dresden Files, Drunk At Work, Due Date, Eagle Vs. Shark, Edward Gorey's The Chinese Obelisk, Eels, Elongation of Time, Eminem, Employee Evaluation Sheet, End of the Month Music Bitchfest, Essays About Me By Will, Eugene Mirman, Event, Evergreen Financial, Every Day Is Exactly The Same (music video), excellent Chinese food, Eye doctor, Faith, Fallout 3, Fanta, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Fat People, First entry, Florida, FluMist, Foo Fighters, Food, Fotch, Friday the 13th (reboot), Friendship, Fringe, Fuckblip, Fuckrant, Fuckrant Xmax, Full Dark No Stars, Fuse TV spots, Gaming, garbage not your kind of people review, George Washington Diarrhea, God of War 3, Going To My Cousin's Wedding With Phil, Good Day, Good Will Hunting, Greenberger video project, Greenday, Grey Goose, Grind Show audio book, Guero, Guns 'n' Roses, Guy Richie movies, H.P. Lovecraft, H.P. Lovecraft homage, Haikus, Halloween Freak Fuck, Hancock, Haribo gummi bears, Harley-Davidson, Having a sonogram machine dedicated to me, Heroes, Hipster nicknames, Hitchhiker's Guide series, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Horrible Bosses, Hounddog, How To Destroy Angels, Hunter S. Thompson's audio commentary for Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hypercube, Hypnosis, I'm A Total Dick, Inception, InFamous 2, Inglourious Basterds, Internet, IRM, It's Kickin' In (music video), Jack Vance's Demon Princes, Jackass 3D, Jade, Jenna, Jess Wade Birthday ARG, Jesus Made Me Muffins, Jesus' Son, Jim Gaffigan, Joel Peter Witkin, Johnny Cash, Juxtaposition of 'dreadnought', Kaitlyn and I making out, Kevin James, key parties, KFC, Kick Ass, Kids, Knowing, Kristin Schaal, Lady Gaga, Le Mot Juste, Le Petit Ecolier, Lesbian wedding, Less Than Zero, Let The Right One In, Life, Linguistics, List of Interesting Words, Lonely Island, Lost, Lysistrata: The Musical, Mad Max, Major Life Breakthrough, Marilyn Manson, Mark Scharfman, masturbating dog casting, Medea, Media, Megan Boggia, Method Soap, Michelle Mumford, Midgets, Mika, Millennium trilogy, Modern Guild, Monkey Shines, Monopoly, Morgan Freeman reading haikus about puppies, Movie Review, MTA, Muppets, Mushy Snuggle Love, Music, Music Review, Music Review Xmax, my awful roommates, my birthday party, my fan club, NBA promo, Nerd Do Well, New Year's Resolution, Nike, Nine Inch Nails, Nine Inch Nails: Live With Teeth (summer '05), Nine Inch Nails: Live With Teeth (winter '05), Nine Inch Nails: Wave Goodbye '09, Ninjas, Nintendo, Ninth Anniversary, No idea, Not Enough Sleep, Nothing, NY), Obituary, Ocean City NJ, Ok Go, Opel, Other Lives, Patton Oswalt, Paul (the movie), Paul McCartney, Peep Show, People Are Wrong (play), Phil, Phil's house, Phone Book Abortion Clinic advertisments, Photo, Photos From France, Plato, Plavix, Poem, pointless (play), Police Academy series, Portal 2, precursor to Lesbian wedding, Prince, Prince lyrics as mission statements, Promotion, Proto-Bite The Music, Proto-End of the Month Music Bitchfest, Questions for Various People, R.I.P. Hunter S. Thompson, R.I.P. Johnny Cash, Radio Stations, Ramble, Rasputina, Rataouille, Really Simple Pun Aggregate, Red Bull experiment, Red Dead Redemption, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Regina Spektor, Relapse, Reminiscing, Revenge of the Nerds, Review, Rock Band 2, Rooftop Machete Party, Rye Playland, Sandwiches, Saul Williams, Schindler's List, Science, Scissor Sisters, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (movie), Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World: The Game, Scream, Sentient iPod, September 11th 2001, Seven Perfect Days, Shark Week commercial, Shutter Island, Sick, Silent Hill: Shattered Memories, Smurt, Snow Crash, Song, Song of Fire and Ice, SONOIO, Soul Boner, Speakaboos, Spike Jonze movies, Star Trek, Star Wars, Starwood, STDs, steam rooms, Stephen King, Street Sweeper Social Club, Stylophone, Sufjan Stevens, Sugababes music video, Sugababes music video shoot, Sugar High, Sunir, Surge/Vaut, Suspina, Swedish Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Swimming, Taint Stain, Taken From Me, tequila, Terminator Salvation, Thanksgiving, That Mitchell and Webb Look, The (Mis)Adventures of Peter Firehead, The 10 Commandments, The 7 Deadly Sins, The Adventures of Guido, The Best Sandwich Ever (film), the Bottle Con, The Broken Movie, The Day The Earth Stood Still, The Gay Pimp, The Girl Next Door, The Graveyard Book, The Hospital, The Human Centipede, The Human Centipede 2, The Inchoate Trilogy, The Internet, The Invention Of Lying, The Lathe of Heaven, The Lost Destrict, The Lost Room, The Man Comes Around, The Onion, The Onion: Best Music of 2009, The Reader, The Running Man, The Shadow, The Shawshank Redemption, The Simpsons, The Social Network, The Social Network score, The State, The Submarines, The Tesseract, The Walking Dead, Theatre Barn (New Lebanon, Theme for Tetsuo The Bullet Man, They Might Be Giants, Things I Don't Like, Things I Like, Timber Wolves, Tiny Dick (song), Tobacco, Tony Hawk, Top 20 Albums, Tori Amos, Trainspotting (book), Trip To D.C. With Phil, Trip To Florida For Christmas, Trip to France, Truth or Dare, Turtleneck and Chain, TV Review, Tyler Perry, Uber Ramble, Ultraviolet, Uncharted 3, Under The Cherry Moon, Under The Dome, Usher, Utter Nonsense, VH-1 Rock Honors, Viva La Vida, Volcanic Sunlight, Watchmen, We Love Katamari, Weddings, Why We Suck, Will, Will and Diana's Wedding, Wipeout HD, Woodstock, Wu Tang Clan, X-Files, X-Men: First Class, X-Men: The Animated Series, Year Zero ARG, Yes Man, Youth In Revolt, Zombies
Some reflections upon looking through the last near-decade of my furious screaming:
- I am brilliantly funny
- Not a lot i these journals prove that
- I have anger issues
Some favorite/best written/more astute moments can be found under the label "Le Mot Juste"; there are 22.
Yeah.
All right.
I've done my part, now, spend a few months getting to know/reknow me and stagger at just how little I'm matured in ten years.
If I think of anything else, I'll let you know.
Be gone.
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