There we go. My journal no longer looks like something the fucking Olsen twins would write their secret crushes in...
"Dear Diary, Today Comet licked us and it made us feel weird...but good...Like when Uncle Jesse does it...or Dave...or Daddy...or Cousin Balki...or Steve Urkel...or the rest of the TGIF Family...please help us, we're constantly being molested by older, untalented actors....someone kill us."
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