People and Places and Things I Don't Like (in NO order whatsoever)

From A Buick 8 (I love Stephen King's books, but this one just sucked ass cock), this apocalyptic pall that's fallen over the world (fuck Iraq, fuck war, let's go get pizza), censorship (I had a great joke in my most recent character bio and thanks to CENSORSHIP no one will know just how clever and disdainful I was about Trojan Women's director), wastes of time (I mean, I only have a few years left, I don't want to spend them on line at the Post Office or waiting for a fat person to order the most fattening thing on the menu at some fast food joint), low-hanging things (BECAUSE I BANG MY FUCKING HEAD ON THEM!), people who get angry at my height (Wow. Go fuck yourselves. Jealous ass pug-fuglies), not having money to buy cool shit (because life is less cool without cool shit), not having a job (because without a job, I can't get money for cool shit...duh), being a lazy fuck (because...eh), Fred Durst and all the musical atrocities he has helped to create (BURN IN HELL YOU PUNK ASS BITCH MOTHERFUCKER! If I had the ability to kill one person throughout history, it would be this spot of cock grease. Never before have people SERIOUSLY worshipped such a talentless dick cheese.), the people that SERIOUSLY worship Fred Durst (What's worse than being Hitler? Being a Nazi.), music in general today (every time I turn on the radio I want to stick infected penises in my ears so I won't have to endure the shit flying over the airwaves. Yes, I said it, I'd rather have diseased semen in my ears than listen to the radio), my school's cafeteria (since when is a sub-standard chicken wrap $7? You money-grubbing bastards.), the Olsen twins (their feces is worth than my life...seriously), consequences and laws (if there were neither, we could all be who we really are underneath the social constraints and trappings that TV and school and our churches and our parents have buried us. The REAL you is a terrible person, think about it...), people who use drugs and alcohol as excuses for idiotic behavior (if you're old enough to drink or old enough to score off some greasy burn out dealer then you're fucking old enough to take responsibility for your actions, fuckhead.), these reality shows-- American Idol, Married By America, the numerous dating shows (I would gladly kill each and every asshole participating on these shows. These GODDAMN divas in the making on American Idol, these poor, desperate morons on Married by America and each and every one of the sluts-- male and female--dead in a heartbeat and I wouldn't even TRY to give a shit. Oh and lest I forget, Man vs. Beast. A Japanese man versus a bear in a hot dog eating contest? Why don't terrorists ever attack these fucks? The state of television today is just like the radio except for the Simpsons.), itchy balls (no way to do THAT politely)