12.21.12 = WE ARE FUCKED

4.27.09

7:53 pm

On Sunday, Chris and I joined Bill and his friend at a warm up show of sorts for Bill's friend, Chris Rush.

Apparently, Chris Rush was a molecular biologist who spent five years at Harvard and so on and so forth, and he s now doing stand up comedy (he and George Carlin were friends and, apparently, he is one of the only comics that George Carlin actually endorsed).

He has a one man show coming to the Bleecker Street Theatre called "Bliss".

Quite frankly, he was funnier than his show, but an old woman DID fall down and crack her head open just as he started.

That was not part of the show.

Anyhoo, we all went out to Acme Underground after the show and I learned a lot about the end of the world.

Apparently, it's going to be on December 21st, 2012.

And here's why.

First off, the Aztec calendar (which is apparently THE most accurate and blah blah one) is going to end (and, for some strange reason, it doesn't just start up again, it just ends. I personally don't get that. When one cycle ends, you start another one. But then again, I'm not Aztec).

That's something we've know since 1994 though, right? When EVERYONE said that THIS calendar was more accurate than THAT calendar. I believe we've had three apocalypses thus far? WE'RE STILL HERE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Next, (and alllll this stuff comes from Chris, who I really don't know from a hole in the ground, but he seemed pretty learned...sort of) 12.21.12 is the day when the sun, moon and Earth (I may be misquoting) are going to be in perfect alignment with the black hole at the center of our universe.

THEN, there is also going to be MAJOR sunspot activity that will, at best, fuck up all our electric shit and, at worst, release the thing will ostensibly to do us what whatever-it-was did to the dinosaurs.

And also, the magnetic poles have been losing their polarity and by 12.21.12, they might be switched, which also means a whole electrical apocalypse as well.

So...yeah, again, I don't know this guy from Adam (who is taller), but he's got some credentials.

I'm glad I've got Will as one of my two readers so he can chime in on all this eschatological hibble bibble.

Will?

Please?

Some light on this end times stuff?

Personally, I'm not going to worry until the Zombie Apocalypse which is, by far, going to be the most fun and marketable.

Go Shuffling Dead!!

WOO!!