I, Iterator.

4.23.09

7:52 pm

In all complete seriousness and honesty...why do all American Apparel models look like quirky rape victims?

Today I finally sealed the deal with the Davidoff folks.

After being put on hold for over a week due to "copy issues", I went in at 10 this morning, to the exact same studio with the exact same director and exact same sound engineer and was in and out in a little over a half hour.

Because they wanted deep and sexy and they fucking got it.

I may not be a morning person, but my voice sure is.

As I thought there were three versions of exactly the same sentence with different syntax.

The video looks like a porn directed by David Lynch and my voice provides the money shot.

Boosh.

There are two versions of the ad, a thirty second and a fifteen second.

The fifteen will air in the U.S. on all the networks and the thirty will run in Europe and in the UK forever according to the lady from the casting agency.

Apparently they love cologne and perfume commercials over there.

You should be seeing this around the end of summer.

Or not.

I get paid either way, but this thing might just be trashed or made exclusive in India or some other bit of corporate fuckery.

But again: I get paid.

Now that this thing is finally over, I feel as if a weight has lifted off of me.  This weekend I will record the "Children of Aruf" script with Bill and Gen, and then I will sleep.

A lot.

Oui.