Bad 23rd

2.23.06
4:19 PM
Bad 23rd.
It’s amazing how my day can be ruined so easily.
So, you all may or may not know that I have a nemesis here at the Hospital. Her name is Debbie Buntin and she is a lot of the things I hate. She is greedy, fat, loud, stupid and dishonest. Long story short, her scheduled time is Saturday and Sunday, 7am to 7pm. Aside from those days, I should NEVER see this tubby cunt. However, she is greedy and loves her money, so she bitches and moans in order to pick up more hours during the week. Specifically, the 11am to 7pm shift. That means I have to see this thing every once in a while. You know, I can’t even talk about her I hate her so much. I think what I might do is start writing her home phone number on bathroom stalls or something. I don’t know. I can’t think clearly right now. My mind has been clouded. I’ll just hit the highlights: Every payday she shows up with a magnifying glass and a calculator. She finds even a PENNY missing and she makes an appointment with the head of finance, claming that she was cheated out of money. She is constantly claming to work when she doesn’t. She opts to not take a lunch break in order to demand that she be paid time and a half for it. She gossips and tattles like an unpopular third grader. An unpopular, FAT third grader. And the thing that really amplifies all this shit is that Monday through Friday; she is a Reverend at a nearby church. There is just something so fundamentally loathsome about that. The fact that she is greedy, gluttonous, petty, oversensitive, scummy, a cunt AND a reverend just makes me sick to my stomach. And the fact that I have to share the same earth as her makes me depressed.
On the upside though, if she continues with her eating habits, she’ll be dead in no time so…clouds and silver lining and al that.
On the further upside, I downloaded a bunch of excellent Nine Inch Nails boots, both audio and video AND I finally saw the Prince performance from SNL. Amazing. He destroys and then reconstitutes his guitar. The second song (with this R&B soundalike, Timar) was less impressive. So far I’ve heard four songs of the new album (3121 in stores March 21st) and two have been awesome while the other two have sounded like typical light Latin jazz and shitty R&B respectively while the other two have been quite excellent, a true return to form for Prince. Whatever the quality of the new album, I think seeing him in concert hen he comes around to New York would be a good idea. His live thing on SNL was blistering and I want MY skin peeled off.
I am also eagerly awaiting the delivery of my eels live DVD. I went around to three different stores on Tuesday and although they had copies listed as being in the stores, they were nowhere to be found. So I popped for the extra ten bucks for two day delivery. By the end of today I shall be watching it. Or heads will roll.
Saturday is my 6th anniversary with Christina. So, if anyone wants to do a movie or something, I’m not doing anything.

Just kidding.
I’ll be having sex.
Most likely with Christina. My girlfriend. Not Christina Nongirlfriend. That would be sick. Especially since she is banging someone else at the time. Yeah. Sloppy seconds.
Anyway, that’s it. If anyone has any extra negative energy in their lives, feel free to point it towards Debbie Buntin.
Thanks.

8:00PM
Day improved markedly with the advent of my package from UPS and the creation and consumption of one of the best meals ever. This day turned out all right after all.
Now I will read comics.