Ladies and gentlemen...announcing, for the first time EVER...
BEECHOUZATRONICON XMAX!!!
I am calling the realtor tomorrow and by the end of this week we will be locked in like angry beavers!! Also before the end of the week I will have collected your checks (made out to me) for $220 ($2200 for the week without taxes taken into account, so you might need to kick in a few more bucks, but $220 is the entry fee and obviously none of them will be cashed until things are totally finalized).
Starting Saturday, June 24th running until Saturday, July 1st, we will be in control of the 2nd floor of 1135 Central Street, Ocean City, NJ. Amenities include three televisions, DVD/VCRs, washer/dryer, dishwasher, microwave, ceiling fans, A/C, a patio, a roof top deck, an outside shower, garage and more.

24 Hour Party People (in order of confirmation):
Paul the Tall
Christina the Girlfriend
Becca the Birthday Lesbian
Alan the Dark Bellboy
Gia the Obelisk
Lauren the Psychotherapist
Ray the Unnameable
Christina the Nongirlfriend
Dorothy the Hamilton of Holscher
Mel of the Gibson

Will and Jen are STILL not sure (they have the most serious and binding jobs of all of us aside from me) so if they are able they might swing up for a few days of floor sleeping and general insults hurled by us. Anyway, expect me at your respective door some time this week looking for checks.
Oooooh, I can practically feel the sand in my bunghole...