2.03.2010

Fuck Martinez! Fuck Fuck Mar-ti-nez!

2.3.10
5:19 pm
Just spoke to Christina who told me she was reading some random blog by some random green guy (as in "aware of his carbon footprint", not "nauseous" or "Martian") who was involved with Method soap in some way and, apparently, my Shiny Suds commercial was attacked for being sexist and pulled by the company.
I'M IN A BANNED COMMERCIAL!!!!
I feel like Mark Twain!
More so than usual!
Just Google "Method scrubbing bubble parody" (or something like it) and you'll find a plethora of delicious, ridiculous controversy.
You can watch this unholy, taboo-breaking piece of minor-impregnating, nun-raping Internet filth right here, any time you want because Method doesn't control the Internet.
And neither do the uppity prudes who think the scary bubbles are real and coming for their dusty hymens.
They should be afraid of Duke frat boys, not animated cleaning products.
Sheesh.
Also, I'm going to add that Christina does not approve of that line about uppity prudes or dusty hymens.
I be allll about fair balance up in this mofo. 


7:26pm
Two mo' things, rull quick:
First, is it wrong to hope someone really annoying who talks with their mouth full (like TOTALLY FULL) all the time chokes (just a little) in order to help them learn to stop talking with their mouth full?
Sometimes Baby doesn't know what "hot" is until three of Baby's fingers are fused together with an acetylene welding torch.
Second, the new Magnetic Fields album ('Realism') is very good, if a bit short (CD's can hold something like 80 minutes, why are artists only using half that? I'm looking at you Beck, eels and They Might Be Giants...Prince, you're okay, I just wish you'd use the space for better music).
Great cello on there.
Check it out.

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