Han...what?

Mmm...ba-cock.

Man what a pleasant experience.

Saw the 12:30 pm showing of Hancock today on 86th and 3rd.  No one shouting about how they enjoy the movie so much they have to shout, no gunfire, no debates about the disparity between "gangsta niggas" and " faggot niggas" and how one can become the other with shocking speed and only ONE tubby, inconsiderate black woman who took a phone call.

But it seemed important.

Maybe she was the President?

Hancock was pretty solid.

Nothing amazing, but, as The Onion said, at least they're trying something (slightly) original.

Jason Bateman continues to do what Jason Bateman does best.

Will Smith is as Will Smithy as ever.

And they said "asshole" a lot.

Which is always good in a movie.

I totally plan on doing this again, probably with Hellboy and Dark Knight.

If anyone is not doing anything some afternoon, I'll be there.

Sitting quietly and enjoying my life.