5.12.2008

Paging Mr. Cock

5.12.08
3:43 pm
I just had to page a resident named Harry Johnson.
No shit.
So, in case you (person) haven't heard, 'pointless' is coming back to the world at large, jaws wide and dripping jaw water.
You should go, because it's real.
It's Thursday, Friday and Saturday (June 5th, 6th and 7th) at 8pm and Sunday the 8th at 3pm.
All at the Player's Theater on 115 MacDougal Street.
Take trans to the West 4th stop and it's around there.
Google it, you lazy bastards.
You can all 212-352-3101 or 866-811-4111 (toll free) for tickets.
Tickets are $18 at the door and $20 if you order them from those numbers.
I apologize for that but here's how this thing works...
'pointless' is one of five plays at this festival.
It's called the Shortened Attention Span Festival because each of the five shows are 20 minutes or less.
Get it?
Although, seriously, people with a REAL shortened attention span can hold onto something for, what? three minutes?
The good news is 'pointless' is a collection of about twenty one-minute vignettes, so it's designed specifically FOR people with actual shortened attention spans BY people with shortened attention spans.
It's was mostly written by me with help from Heather DuCharme who disappeared into the UK last time I heard, and there is one or two contributions from Will.
So, on top of being a Harvard X-Prize astronaut who's dating a chick named Lady, he is also a playwright.
He also saved Latin.
You should see it because, as Christina says, it's me...made slightly accessible.
So...yeah.
I'm sorry I'm not more...expansive today.
Feel like an old rug.
Whatever the case,old rug or new, it's going to be good.
We got some Fordham alums (Jessica Howell, Marco Formosa, Gia Frisillo and Sarah Bell) as well as some non-Fordham alums (Kevin Rockower and Colin Goldberg) so, whether or not you went to Fordham, there's something for everyone!
YAY!!!! 
Seriously though,these are some funny motherfuckers I got.
And you will laugh...until you die.

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