11.23.2006

Thumpy Lumpkins has lost his fucking mind.

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11.22.06 6:59 PM On the eighth hour of my twelve hour shift. I dig overtime. Started reading the latest Chuck Palahniuk novel (“Haunted”...
11.21.2006

As if I couldn't be any creepier than I already am....

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Ladies and gentlemen... The Pen .
11.15.2006

On Her Majesty Only Twice

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11.15.06 4:50 PM In the first five minutes of “You Only Live Twice” we see an astronaut go hurtling off into the vast coldness of space, h...
11.14.2006

Thunderfinger

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11.14.06 3:20 PM I think that’s better than “Goldenball”. Anyway. So, I have recently consumed “Goldfinger” and “Thunderball”. “Goldfin...
11.13.2006

From Russia With No

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11.13.06 3:22 PM In preparation for “Casino Royale”, I am planning on watching all 20 (not including the tongue-in-cheek half-parody remak...
11.09.2006

J to the Izz Ames muhfuggin' Biz Ond.

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So now it's fucking summer again?! FUCK YOU GOD! Also, I just checked out the new Bond movie theme, "You Know My Name" by Ch...
11.08.2006

Gwan.

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11.06.06 7:26 PM I’m sitting here minding my own business, reading my book ( Moving Pictures by Terry Pratchett) when I hear three what c...
11.04.2006

The place to be.

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11.3.06 4:31 PM Very, very excited about tomorrow’s shoot. I just got off the phone with Ray and we have birthed yet another idea. Fucking...
11.02.2006

O Menina

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11.2.06 10:?? PM Is it fucking winter yet? God damn. Either this weekend or next weekend, Leah is coming to town for brunch. Woo! I enjoy...
10.18.2006

To my "friends".

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10.18.06 5:10 PM I took a short nap today and it was fucking awesome. I went to work at 4:30 today and when I stepped outside to head ove...
10.17.2006

PMDG to see TMBG

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Yo. I just found out that They Might Be Giants are playing at Southpaw in Brooklyn on Saturday, December 16th at 4pm (kid show) and 8pm (adu...

Put Your Hand Near The Bug (we are so much like him)

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10.17.06 3:36 PM The Rite of First Refusal Prepare the tear-stained cannons. Fire sorrow in salute. Dark and brooding; the candles’ f...
10.14.2006

All the B-boys are naked…and the hot tub’s looking real dope.

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10.13.06 9:40 PM Went to Best Buy to get all 11 “Friday the 13th” movies but the collection (1-8) was $64 and the only other one they had ...
10.13.2006

The Pun'kin Patch

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10.12.06 9:32 PM Had two auditions today, one just fine and the other was a gem. What I thought was to be a voiceover turned out to be an...
10.12.2006

I Am A One-Armed Duck Fucker.

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10.11.06 4:57 PM Yesterday Ray was handed a copy of Lisey’s Story , the new as-yet-to-be-released Stephen King book. He has lent it to me....
10.09.2006

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10.09.06 7:03PM I got on a plane at 11:55 pm in Portland, Oregon, and I got off at 8:10 am in New York. No fun. However, the trip rocked...
10.02.2006

Snickerpuss

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10.02.06 10:36 PM Goodness gracious, all those zeros in the date…I feel like I am in the future. Found out last night that Binding Silenc...
9.27.2006

And in the end...

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9.27.06 10:47 PM You know how there’s that long standing joke about never being able to dry your hands thoroughly on those air blowing thi...
9.23.2006

This jam is real.

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9.22.06 7:03 PM I feel like something changed while I was on my break. I lay on my bed for about 30 minutes or so then my alarm brought me...
9.19.2006

I can't decide whether you should live or die...

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6:50 PM Over my hour and a half break, I have consumed 6 Smirnoff Ice's. Let the fun begin... 7:02 PM Everything is a bit sway-y. Co...