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Nine Inch Nails A photo of Mariqueen was posted on the HTDA tumblr page. * slow, unimpressed jerking off motion * And, as for Nine Inch ...

Ooooooh! That sounds po- etic ! I'm thinking of putting together a little video slideshow....whoa...just typing those words made me un...

FUCKING TOOTH AND NAIL BUT I WON. Behold my fucking battle! I slept little, yes, FAR less than a normal would! And then I awoke far to...

How was "crumb bums" ever an insult? Does it imply that one is a bum who likes crumbs or perhaps that they are bums (hobos or tus...

Some months ago, Christina and I were discussing movies we watched obsessively as children. Eventually, the movie Cyborg (starring Jean Cl...

Remember that scary audition I had on Wednesday ? With the Screaming Guy? Turns out I got a callback for it. For a voice over...for some m...

The week thus far: ZEGNA, Rainbow Rewards, USAA Mobile App, Optimum Sex mouth...with an Italian swoosh, huge super hero announcer voice, ...

I have played every Silent Hill game in the series except for the latest, "Silent Hill: Downpour". I have, however, listened to t...

Jen Rock showed up Saturday after noon to finish Silent Hill 2 and attend a rooftop film festival themed around experimental films concernin...

As I was making my way to lunch this afternoon, I felt a flutter on my left shoulder. I ignored it, as this is New York and I am a New York...

Playskool, Optimum, Cavalli, Virgin Mobile. High energy and excited, straight shooter- think Nick Offerman, masculine and sexy, investigati...

Nine Inch Nails Someone pinch me!!! Could it be??? A new song??? Without lyrics??? For a supermacho, run-of-the-mill first person shooter??...

As I'd mentioned before, I saw DKR for a second time on Sunday with Jen and Chris. Beforehand, Jen and I watched some Batman: The Anima...

First things first: major spoilers regarding Batman Begins, The Dark Knight and The Dark Knight Rises  ahead *, so, there's a reason be...

Did you know that "vermicious" means wormy or wormlike from the Latin word "vermis"? That's awful. Today was busy...

Before everything awful in the world happened, I was playing through Silent Hill 2 with Jen. If it's all the same to you, I'm going...