Guido's Fuckrant Page

I've finally had some time to play some goddamn video games over the past few months and I know you'd just fucking die  if I didn...

This weekend...aside from almost wrapping up my second audio book...I just soaked myself in media... Chris and I finished the third seaso...

First, some victorious self-tooting, if I may. Without going into too much detail: I had a VO session with a big corporation recently. The...

WHAT AREN'T YOU GETTING? GAWD! But, yes, I am excited to say I'm not just making this up and even more excited to inform you that...

Yes. Specifically, playing as Leon in Leon's campaign (as opposed to Helana, whoever the fuck that is, these demos are a very vertical...

Jen Rock showed up Saturday after noon to finish Silent Hill 2 and attend a rooftop film festival themed around experimental films concernin...

Before everything awful in the world happened, I was playing through Silent Hill 2 with Jen. If it's all the same to you, I'm going...

Since Friday, I have been sick. I have also been squatting in my own living room since the AC has gone in and Chris has gone away to the We...

Thanks, in part, to Jen Rock, I've recently shambled back into the convoluted, absurd and ridiculously Japanese world of Resident Evil. ...

I am allotted 20 paid vacation days a year. I've not, in recent memory, ever used all 20, but, this year, as it turns out, I had to take...

Earlier today I had an audition. On the way home, I devised a game for New Yorkers to play. Start by going to a Chase bank and taking ou...

Fuck you, Staind. You've managed to ruin a phrase that people say all the time. Also, your name is misspelled and you sound like a MORE ...

11.22.11 3:38 pm   That's about where I'm at right now. Skrutz. Why am I skrutz? Good question. Good.   On Friday, I was asked if I ...

11.2.11 3:48 pm   Finished editing chapter 29 of Grind Show last night. Over three quarters of the way through. I realized something while s...

11.1.11 3:54 pm   I was just on the line with the U.S. Postal Service's awful phone robot and it asked me: "Are you in the business...

10.25.11 5:09 pm   Actually, until I start making more disposable income, I kind of have to take the Subway. But, at least I can whine about...