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My first podcast guest spot! On iTunes. Direct link to mp3. (right click to save) It's dark, it's stormy, it's dark.

Confession: I have no clue what the title of the Bookend Tiger Radio podcast means. Is it an anagram?* Is it a radio made of bookends that...

Yes. Specifically, playing as Leon in Leon's campaign (as opposed to Helana, whoever the fuck that is, these demos are a very vertical...

On the train yesterday, there was a man, huge, sitting, assembled from slabs of mud and clay and silt. His arms were crossed because they...

This title is so fucking clever and apt that...I...aw, FUCK, just you wait.... *breathe* Let us begin... Tried to go to bed early on F...

Sometimes, Thom Yorke's otherworldly keening can serve to perfectly convey human emotion and, sometimes, it can annoy the piss out of me...

THIS IS NOT ABOUT BANE OR ANAL AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BANE OR ANAL, SO JUST STOP , OKAY? Thank you...jeez! Since returning from the ...

Putting this right on front street: I only know a handful of Talking Heads songs (from the radio) and nothing of David...

*sigh* I suppose I should actually recount my time in Alaska, you know, for posterity and the future and the children and all that bullsh...

I will never play Apples to Apples again. Never. I have no need, so why would I ever do so? "Why (you don't ask aloud), why, Pau...

Nine Inch Nails A photo of Mariqueen was posted on the HTDA tumblr page. * slow, unimpressed jerking off motion * And, as for Nine Inch ...

Ooooooh! That sounds po- etic ! I'm thinking of putting together a little video slideshow....whoa...just typing those words made me un...

FUCKING TOOTH AND NAIL BUT I WON. Behold my fucking battle! I slept little, yes, FAR less than a normal would! And then I awoke far to...

How was "crumb bums" ever an insult? Does it imply that one is a bum who likes crumbs or perhaps that they are bums (hobos or tus...

Some months ago, Christina and I were discussing movies we watched obsessively as children. Eventually, the movie Cyborg (starring Jean Cl...

Remember that scary audition I had on Wednesday ? With the Screaming Guy? Turns out I got a callback for it. For a voice over...for some m...

The week thus far: ZEGNA, Rainbow Rewards, USAA Mobile App, Optimum Sex mouth...with an Italian swoosh, huge super hero announcer voice, ...

I have played every Silent Hill game in the series except for the latest, "Silent Hill: Downpour". I have, however, listened to t...

Jen Rock showed up Saturday after noon to finish Silent Hill 2 and attend a rooftop film festival themed around experimental films concernin...