Guido's Fuckrant Page

2.22.10 3:24 pm So, I am in the process of getting sick. Last night, with the help of my Beloved, I consumed a whole bulb of garli...

2.19.10 3:59 pm Surprisingly good day thus far. Had an audition at Nutmeg, a place I hate because it's always peopled by ...

2.17.10 3:20 pm Yesterday, on a whim (so many whims have I...mayhap they be teensy, tinesy partes of some subconscious machination b...

2.3.10 5:19 pm Just spoke to Christina who told me she was reading some random blog by some random green guy (as in "aware of ...

1.28.10 4:39 pm AKA Penis Dance. Yeah. Party was fun fun. Definitely going to return to Fat Cat at some point. Didn't lo...

Why do these guys want to be my friends on You Tube? What did I DO??

1.19.10 5:12 pm How crotch-soppingly original is that? Not. Not crotch-soppingly original at all, as a matter of fact. But, I ...

1.13.10 4:51 pm Yesterday I had an urge to listen to Manson's most recent release, "The High End Of Low". Don't ...

First, so the news is calling that guy who tried to blow up the plane on Christmas the Underwear Bomber. Here's TWO problems with that:...

1.5.09 3:43 pm So. From the 22nd to the 27th, Christina and I were in Florida. We ate food, went to Universal (where I, once aga...

12.21.09 7:45pm Three years from now, we're all gonna be laughing about the Apocalypse. If I'm wrong? I'll owe you a...

12.16.09 3:35pm I'm going to try saying that a lot more often. It's just so great to yell that in someone's face for little ...

12.11.09 4:37 pm Not really. I'm not really Electro Booooy. The skinny guy from The Mighty Boosh is. I was pleasantly ast...