Guido's Fuckrant Page

8.29.05 7:11 PM The DJ on Q 104.5 (the classic rock station) was just commenting on the shooting of Suge Knight at a party in California r...

8.26.05 3:06 PM Last night I watched Armageddon and Monkey Shines . The first I watched because I have seen numerous parodies and have ye...

8.22.05 3:46 PM In just a squirt over a month, Phil will be dust in a dusty country, being eaten by bugs and plants and spider birds and a...

8.19.05 4:02 PM Today was the easiest seventy laps I’ve ever done. Here’s my secret…there are 4 official Nine Inch Nails albums and 1 off...

8.18.05 4:38 PM Why is it that radio stations (even good ones like 104.3 the classic rock station) play so few songs? I listen to this sta...

8.16.05 4:26 PM Kaitlyn and I have made up. Not made out, made up. We talked about making out though. Well…that’s not quite accurate… Actu...

8.15.05 10:10 PM When was the last time you heard actual, total, utter silence?

8.15.05 3:13 PM Good lord. Went to the seaside with family and friends this weekend. Early Saturday morning, Lauren and Ray picked up Chr...

Whippery Ned Ticket and his lively bungles! How they leap! How they caper! Whippery Ned sings songs of sliding leather and chide...

Woo! My Charlie and the Chocolate Factory commercial is on TV AND I just recieved my copy in the mail AND you can check out both versions (:...

Looking for my leopard

8.05.05 6:08 PM I’ve decided to go to work next Friday drunk. I wanted to do so today, but I only had time to drink three Smirnoff’s (whic...

8.03.05 12:31 PM A while ago, there was some… unpleasantness here at the Hospital. A child died, a body went missing and a few patients e...

8.02.05 3:12 PM I had an audition this morning at House Produtions located at 450 W. 15th. In case you can’t place that, it’s WAY the fuck...

8.1.05 5:03 PM Just wanted to take a moment to say how weak it was of Kaitlyn, Christina and Dorothy to vaporize after hanging out for abo...

7.26.05 3:05PM I spent about one minute outside of air conditioning today (as of 3:05 anyway). I was amazed at how just being outside feel...

7.25.05 9:03 PM I’ve had three dreams of note lately. The first two I had while sleeping in the Alexander Bed & Breakfast in Philadel...

The candlelight laid flat on the silverware. He just sat there. “Tomorrow” he thought. “Tomorrow.” This was a very important night in his li...

BITE THE MUSIC

7.14.05 3:40PM Wet dogs, my friends, wet dogs. Today I had a rather bon Bastille luncheon with Trevor, Dorothy and Trevor’s big breasted ...