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Never really been a fan of prequels, but I understand this film had a job to do and it did it just fine: introduce this ridiculously powerfu...

How can there be good, interesting, well-written, well-directed films like The Favourite , and Into the Spider-Verse , and BlacKKKlansman no...

Maybe you'll consider this cheating as I saw The Favourite  a while back when Chris was still here, but, Oscar Edition motherfuckaz. Eat...

Never known Spike Lee to make anything that isn't both brutal and beautiful, but those last few minutes...aw man this place is STILL so ...

Heard about  Collateral  because Tom Cruise played a bad guy in it. He smiled less than usual and talked more quietly. Good stuff. Otherwise...

After mentioning Green Room , my beatboxing sweat-brother Jon Schoss* turned me onto Jeremy Saulnier's earlier film, Blue Ruin , apparen...

I stumbled upon Brawl In Cell Block 99 a while ago and enjoyed it. I like where Vince Vaughn is these days. I was at a session and Brawl  c...

Christina has gone to Europe for like a month. Fine. Whatever. I can do things too. SUCH AS. I have this little flash drive on w...

When I walked out of the theater that night, I was apoplectic. Not only had it been a bad Bond film, something I thought we'd seen the l...

Much in the same way* This Is The End  was spawned from the sentence "I want to see Jonah Hill rape...

Thanks to the largesse of one Philip Maniaci, I have just returned home from a screening of Álex de ...

Take elements of Stephen King’s Pet Sematary , Jacob's Ladd...

Saw the new X-Men movie for Meghan's kickass birthday. Here are some scattered notes and thoughts. SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY G...

Just got home from taking in the new Spiderman (Spider-Man?) movie with some friends. Nutshell: if you liked the first, see the second. ...

A friend lent me some screeners and, after agreeing to "destroy this disc by cutting it in half" once I was finished watching them...

And I took notes. R.I.P.D.!!!! About two minutes into R.I.P,D. and I'm screaming "Kevin Bacon did it!!!!" into my screen,...

Remember how X-Men: Last Stand was garbage and Wolverine: Origins was mostly garbage and ruined Deadpool and how X-Men: First Class was pret...

Sinister. Sinister. Sinister. Quick lead up: a few days ago, I was trying to remember a movie that involved demonic possession and which...

SPOILERS AHOY!!! But first, some not complaints...what are those pesky things called...? Anyway. Advanced Idea Mechanics has been intro...

I have been meaning to watch The Master and, between PSH in Mr. Ripley and my friend Bill telling me how awesome both he (PSH, not Bill) and...