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Eels POSTED ON THE OFFICIAL EELS WEB SITE: 10/19/12: Hi. HE'S NOT DEAD!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! And, if that wasn't exciting enou...

So. Some weeks ago, I was told I had an audition. The day before the audition, I received an e-mail stating the client had cancelled the au...

Angry. And sad. Angry and sad. Not how the latest (but not last, according to a recent post from tweaker's Twitter account) tweaker a...

Slough. Fistula. Rectourethral. These were this weeks' buzz words here at the Hospital with Jen. I believe all three can be made sex...

This post is about rough, throbbing, wet sex. Just kidding, it's about some movies I've watched recently. First, I finally watch...

While Chris Vrenna has said the concept of 2 a.m. Wakeup Call  was birthed from his wife's battle with insomnia, I think it comes from ...

Fucking hell. Okay...in no particular order... Chris and I finally finished rewatching Firefly and we're both still confused and ang...

Just as someone cannot (and should/ought not) to review a "best of", I don't feel real great about reviewing Tori Amos' la...

Nine Inch Nails At 12:22 am on Thursday, September 19th, Trent Reznor posted the following on Twitter: "Yes." As staid and irre...

My first podcast guest spot! On iTunes. Direct link to mp3. (right click to save) It's dark, it's stormy, it's dark.

Confession: I have no clue what the title of the Bookend Tiger Radio podcast means. Is it an anagram?* Is it a radio made of bookends that...

Yes. Specifically, playing as Leon in Leon's campaign (as opposed to Helana, whoever the fuck that is, these demos are a very vertical...

On the train yesterday, there was a man, huge, sitting, assembled from slabs of mud and clay and silt. His arms were crossed because they...

This title is so fucking clever and apt that...I...aw, FUCK, just you wait.... *breathe* Let us begin... Tried to go to bed early on F...

Sometimes, Thom Yorke's otherworldly keening can serve to perfectly convey human emotion and, sometimes, it can annoy the piss out of me...