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7.1.11 9:50 pm   I picked up Simon Pegg's autobiography, Nerd Do Well , yesterday and came across something hilarious. The following is ...

6.29.11 3:13 pm   I was thinking about writing this yesterday, but held out in case someone was waiting until the 29th to drop some cra...

6.28.11 3:13 pm   I've had a realization: Kevin James is probably the best comparison for white people to what Tyler Perry is for black ...

So, my job has its Pros and its Cons. The Cons: Working with idiots. The Pros: Free head. Both of these were taken at my workplace; a health...

6.21.11   7:06 pm   I finished The Girl Who Played With Fire last night. It ends on a cliffhanger!!! And the third and final book picks up r...

6.20.11   3:55 pm   Specifically something in regards to the recent decline in the quality of the music of They Might Be Giants.   In a rece...

6.15.11   8:33 pm   Before I forget: Yesterday, I happened to walk up the huge, 51st street E subway stop escalator behind the girl with the...

6.13.11 3:54 pm I've just finished reading a huge interview with John Linnell regarding, for the most part, the presence of computers in...

6.8.11 5:01 pm   First things first: after being out in the sun for about thirty minutes, most of my body is bright red. "Paul", o...

6.3.11 7:34 pm   Okay, I am looking for straight-up praise here, so bring it on: The fourth floor of one of the buildings called down to sec...

6.1.11 4:11 pm   That is what I said earlier today in exchange for money. Yes, real, actual money. It appears, in an effort to pussify the c...

5.31.11 4:05 pm   A month hath passed....let us bitch.   First off, my top five:   Nine Inch Nails And here I was expecting to h...