Idiots, Methadone and Free Head

So, my job has its Pros and its Cons.
The Cons: Working with idiots.



The Pros: Free head.



Both of these were taken at my workplace; a health care institution, affiliated with the Catholic Church, that, just Monday, received a deficiency-free report from the Department of Health.
Oh, AND we were in the paper last week or so.
The Attorney General got involved when a nurse here gave an old woman methadone...by accident.
The resident was cogent and said, "This is not my medication" but she forced her to take it anyway.
When, minutes later, she realized her mistake and the patient started complaining of chest pains, the nurse, let's call her Florence Nightingale, went back in, stuck her fingers down the patient's throat to induce vomiting, then changed the medication log in order to erase her mistake.
You can read about it here
But I digress.
Free head, people.
FREE.