9.30.2010

*Retard Happy Noise*

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9.30.10 7:48 pm Not a good retard happy noise. Some chowder head at my job has this horrible forced look-at-how-jovial-I-am-lookloo...
9.27.2010

Would You Like To See My Mask...

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*OR* An Overly Detailed Recounting 9.27.10 3:50 pm [Message redacted.]  I had made a list of several things I was going to do so...
9.19.2010

Fairy SPAM!!!

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About to go to bed. Just checked my e-mail and found the most magical piece of SPAM ever. Check this out... First off, even though it wa...
9.17.2010

Cake, No Sodomy*

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9.17.10 3:32 pm Yes. Cake. Yesterday, I took off from work to see Cake perform at Summerstage IN Rumsey Playfield. Up until Monday ...
9.07.2010

I Now Pronounce You Meh And Wife

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9.7.10 3:52 pm Went to a wedding this weekend, some old, old friend of Christina's. Very expensive, very typical. The guy......
8.31.2010

Bonch? Boonch? What?

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8.31.10 3:45 pm Fuck you, August. I'll see you hell, you cockwhore. Anyway. I had forgotten about Ok Go until a day or...
8.26.2010

This Things I Believe *

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8.26.10 3:44 pm My milk starts to go bad in three days . Last night I watched the movie Little Children. It was very Happiness...
8.25.2010

A Review of Eels' "Tomorrow Morning"

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8.25.10 7:16 pm   A few months ago, E announced that the most recent albums (Hombre Lobo: 12 Songs of Desire and End Times) were the f...
8.24.2010

Wangle Dangle!!!

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8.24.10 7:34 pm I just knocked out about two months worth of Peter Fireheads. And I feel like I've just eaten a Nutri-Grain ba...
8.18.2010

The Fuckest Upest

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8.18.10 4:42 pm Jumping right the hell in. Nothing. NOTHING in the world could have prepared me for Cube Zero... It wasn't...