Guido's Fuckrant Page

About to go to bed. Just checked my e-mail and found the most magical piece of SPAM ever. Check this out... First off, even though it wa...

9.17.10 3:32 pm Yes. Cake. Yesterday, I took off from work to see Cake perform at Summerstage IN Rumsey Playfield. Up until Monday ...

9.7.10 3:52 pm Went to a wedding this weekend, some old, old friend of Christina's. Very expensive, very typical. The guy......

8.31.10 3:45 pm Fuck you, August. I'll see you hell, you cockwhore. Anyway. I had forgotten about Ok Go until a day or...

8.26.10 3:44 pm My milk starts to go bad in three days . Last night I watched the movie Little Children. It was very Happiness...

8.25.10 7:16 pm   A few months ago, E announced that the most recent albums (Hombre Lobo: 12 Songs of Desire and End Times) were the f...

8.24.10 7:34 pm I just knocked out about two months worth of Peter Fireheads. And I feel like I've just eaten a Nutri-Grain ba...

8.18.10 4:42 pm Jumping right the hell in. Nothing. NOTHING in the world could have prepared me for Cube Zero... It wasn't...

8.16.10 7:02 pm This weekend, I watched both Cube (1997) and the sequel, Cube 2: Hypercube. Now, most people would have thought th...

Tracked down an interview with Abrams where they actually asked him about the lens flares. " I'm curious to hear more about why y...

My friend Will asked me if I had heard anything good about the Amanda Palmer covering Radiohead with nothing but a ukulele album. Personall...

8.13.10 6:01 pm How come nobody ever dressed up like Jason Voorhees* on Friday the 13th and just gets nuts with a machete? Seems l...