Guido's Fuckrant Page

3.31.10 4:50 pm Man is I be bushed. In a good way though, like climbing a mountain of vaginas with your penis. You know? I did the re...

My band, George Washington Diarrhea, has just posted its latest "release". It's called "(Old Lady) Playing Piano" a...

3.25.10 7:23 pm Foist, on the Subway this afternoon, I saw a magazine peeking its sordid dick tip out of some fat woman's bag. ...

3.22.10 3:13 pm Colin shared this with me and I'm sharing it with you. A  website  (Colin) shamefacedly frequent (s) prima...

3.17.10 8:28 pm I have just finished the fifth and final book in Jack Vance's "Demon Princes"...quintilogy? And now ...

3.5.10 4:18 pm Hey everyone! This is a word for word reproduction (all names but mine have been changed) of a typed, signed note t...

3.4.10 10:37pm In the midst of reading "A Very Tight Place", a short from Stephen King's Just After Sunset . Hadn...

In 2001, Gorillaz' self-titled debut came out, and no one had any idea what was going on. "Why is the guy from Blur singing over...

2.22.10 3:24 pm So, I am in the process of getting sick. Last night, with the help of my Beloved, I consumed a whole bulb of garli...

2.19.10 3:59 pm Surprisingly good day thus far. Had an audition at Nutmeg, a place I hate because it's always peopled by ...

2.17.10 3:20 pm Yesterday, on a whim (so many whims have I...mayhap they be teensy, tinesy partes of some subconscious machination b...

2.3.10 5:19 pm Just spoke to Christina who told me she was reading some random blog by some random green guy (as in "aware of ...

1.28.10 4:39 pm AKA Penis Dance. Yeah. Party was fun fun. Definitely going to return to Fat Cat at some point. Didn't lo...

Why do these guys want to be my friends on You Tube? What did I DO??

1.19.10 5:12 pm How crotch-soppingly original is that? Not. Not crotch-soppingly original at all, as a matter of fact. But, I ...

1.13.10 4:51 pm Yesterday I had an urge to listen to Manson's most recent release, "The High End Of Low". Don't ...

First, so the news is calling that guy who tried to blow up the plane on Christmas the Underwear Bomber. Here's TWO problems with that:...

1.5.09 3:43 pm So. From the 22nd to the 27th, Christina and I were in Florida. We ate food, went to Universal (where I, once aga...