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1.28.10 4:39 pm AKA Penis Dance. Yeah. Party was fun fun. Definitely going to return to Fat Cat at some point. Didn't lo...

Why do these guys want to be my friends on You Tube? What did I DO??

1.19.10 5:12 pm How crotch-soppingly original is that? Not. Not crotch-soppingly original at all, as a matter of fact. But, I ...

1.13.10 4:51 pm Yesterday I had an urge to listen to Manson's most recent release, "The High End Of Low". Don't ...

First, so the news is calling that guy who tried to blow up the plane on Christmas the Underwear Bomber. Here's TWO problems with that:...

1.5.09 3:43 pm So. From the 22nd to the 27th, Christina and I were in Florida. We ate food, went to Universal (where I, once aga...

12.21.09 7:45pm Three years from now, we're all gonna be laughing about the Apocalypse. If I'm wrong? I'll owe you a...

12.16.09 3:35pm I'm going to try saying that a lot more often. It's just so great to yell that in someone's face for little ...

12.11.09 4:37 pm Not really. I'm not really Electro Booooy. The skinny guy from The Mighty Boosh is. I was pleasantly ast...

Okay. Lady Gaga is quite spectacular. http://www.youtube.com/user/ladygagaofficial?blend=1&ob=4 If only her music and lyrics were m...

12.9.09 3:29 pm A proper response to this journal entry's title might be: Who the fuck is Marcus? To which I respond: I know,...

12.2.09 3:31 pm I think a man of the cloth (or is it Cloth?) just tried to punk me. This Reverend who works here just contacted me...

12.1.09 3:29 pm See? November's done. Last night I watched "Terminator Salvation" (no colon as I had thought) an...

11.24.09 5:18pm I spent last weekend in Lexington, MA at Drew's house celebrating Will's upcoming nuptials along with six of ...