Guido's Fuckrant Page

12.21.09 7:45pm Three years from now, we're all gonna be laughing about the Apocalypse. If I'm wrong? I'll owe you a...

12.16.09 3:35pm I'm going to try saying that a lot more often. It's just so great to yell that in someone's face for little ...

12.11.09 4:37 pm Not really. I'm not really Electro Booooy. The skinny guy from The Mighty Boosh is. I was pleasantly ast...

Okay. Lady Gaga is quite spectacular. http://www.youtube.com/user/ladygagaofficial?blend=1&ob=4 If only her music and lyrics were m...

12.9.09 3:29 pm A proper response to this journal entry's title might be: Who the fuck is Marcus? To which I respond: I know,...

12.2.09 3:31 pm I think a man of the cloth (or is it Cloth?) just tried to punk me. This Reverend who works here just contacted me...

12.1.09 3:29 pm See? November's done. Last night I watched "Terminator Salvation" (no colon as I had thought) an...

11.24.09 5:18pm I spent last weekend in Lexington, MA at Drew's house celebrating Will's upcoming nuptials along with six of ...

This is the Method Soap VO I did. Watch it and think of me in your shower. Shiny Suds from People Against Dirty on Vimeo .

11.18.09 3:12 pm See what I said about November disappearing? We're more than halfway through already. She. It. Things hav...

11.5.09 3:42 pm Ah, bacon. Sarah Vowell once referred to you as "the food of joy". I concur. Utterly and completely,...

11.2.09 3:24 pm November always seems to disappear. Thick weekend. Blood and fetus clogged weekend. I went as Stiffy the Pri...

10.27.09 4:05 pm Salacious title, no? I was on the subway today when I heard through my headphones a NEW service announcement from the M...

I JUST SAW MYSELF ON FUCKING TELEVISION!

Long story short: This evening I attended the unveiling of the new CNN.com and the ridiculously swank after party at Hudson. I was informe...

10.15.09 3:23 pm I love the way the birds all freak out when it rains. It's like an Otter Party. Listened to the new Air a...

10.8.09 9:09 pm All right. So, there was a resident here, an older woman, whose son visited her every day, talking to her, feedi...

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My eyes hurt.

9.25.09 7:51 pm Just finished "Rant". That book takes quite a turn in the last sixth or so. Way to go, Chuckster. ...