Guido's Fuckrant Page

10.27.09 4:05 pm Salacious title, no? I was on the subway today when I heard through my headphones a NEW service announcement from the M...

I JUST SAW MYSELF ON FUCKING TELEVISION!

Long story short: This evening I attended the unveiling of the new CNN.com and the ridiculously swank after party at Hudson. I was informe...

10.15.09 3:23 pm I love the way the birds all freak out when it rains. It's like an Otter Party. Listened to the new Air a...

10.8.09 9:09 pm All right. So, there was a resident here, an older woman, whose son visited her every day, talking to her, feedi...

http://www.youtube.com/zapnewsapp

My eyes hurt.

9.25.09 7:51 pm Just finished "Rant". That book takes quite a turn in the last sixth or so. Way to go, Chuckster. ...

9.24.09 8:06 pm Just finished this week's Onion . Good one. Such headlines include "Cat Congress Mired In Sunbeam"...

9.18.09 4:03 pm Remember that busy, motherplucking day I had last week? Turns out I booked the parody of the typical hyperactive p...

9.17.09 3:42 pm Motherfucker. I hate. Killkillkillkillkiollkilklklklkikiklklk. But let allow me to take a step back... Serg...

9.14.09 3:25 pm First off, black folks be LOVIN' Medea!!!! She be alllll like 'Shut up!!" and then she be like "...

9.11.09 4:06 pm Busy, goddamn, motherplucking day. Three auditions scattered throughout the morning, starting with a faux Darth Va...

9.9.09 10:34 pm What's with me watching a shit load of bad movie lately? First off, "Mad Max". Never seen it befor...

8.24.09 10:19 pm I've just finished reading Neil Gaiman's The Graveyard Book . In my experience, one concrete way to gauge...

I have a web comic. The (Mis)Adventures of Peter Firehead . It will be updated weekly. Enjoy.

8.20.09 8:46 pm I watched Casino last night.  Somewhat by accident.  It was one of the first five or so movies I put on my Netf...

8.17.09 4:12 pm This weekend, the Ageless Question (Does food taste better when cut with a machete?) was finally answered: Yes. ...

First off, end of June/beginning of July: go fuck yourself. Now, for Jess' Birthday I wrote and recorded her a song. It's awesome....

6.23.09 5:21 pm The Street Sweeper Social Club album came out last week.  They opened for NIN and were excellent so I decided to chec...