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9.30.2009

Ow.

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My eyes hurt.
9.25.2009

Seriously, it really is only built for cuban linx.

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9.25.09 7:51 pm Just finished "Rant". That book takes quite a turn in the last sixth or so. Way to go, Chuckster. ...
9.24.2009

Happy Tears

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9.24.09 8:06 pm Just finished this week's Onion . Good one. Such headlines include "Cat Congress Mired In Sunbeam"...
9.18.2009

Rub A Dub Dub...I'm A Frat Boy Rapist

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9.18.09 4:03 pm Remember that busy, motherplucking day I had last week? Turns out I booked the parody of the typical hyperactive p...
9.17.2009

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9.17.09 3:42 pm Motherfucker. I hate. Killkillkillkillkiollkilklklklkikiklklk. But let allow me to take a step back... Serg...
9.14.2009

Inglourious Beavers

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9.14.09 3:25 pm First off, black folks be LOVIN' Medea!!!! She be alllll like 'Shut up!!" and then she be like "...
9.11.2009

The Terrorists Have Won.

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9.11.09 4:06 pm Busy, goddamn, motherplucking day. Three auditions scattered throughout the morning, starting with a faux Darth Va...
9.09.2009

Peking! Duck!

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9.9.09 10:34 pm What's with me watching a shit load of bad movie lately? First off, "Mad Max". Never seen it befor...
8.24.2009

Can't think of a thing to say...

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8.24.09 10:19 pm I've just finished reading Neil Gaiman's The Graveyard Book . In my experience, one concrete way to gauge...
8.23.2009

New. Hotness.

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I have a web comic. The (Mis)Adventures of Peter Firehead . It will be updated weekly. Enjoy.
8.20.2009

Martin Scorsese: "I Like Gangster Movies! Whee!"

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8.20.09 8:46 pm I watched Casino last night.  Somewhat by accident.  It was one of the first five or so movies I put on my Netf...
8.17.2009

Liquid Swords...of Metal

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8.17.09 4:12 pm This weekend, the Ageless Question (Does food taste better when cut with a machete?) was finally answered: Yes. ...
8.12.2009

Happy Birthday...Welcome to Hell

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First off, end of June/beginning of July: go fuck yourself. Now, for Jess' Birthday I wrote and recorded her a song. It's awesome....
6.23.2009

They're not just a band...they're a social club.

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6.23.09 5:21 pm The Street Sweeper Social Club album came out last week.  They opened for NIN and were excellent so I decided to chec...
6.19.2009

Pulp Fiction...but not at all.

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6.19.09 7:28 pm Today I recorded this thing in which I played Eric Stoltz from Pulp Fiction. It's way to hard to describe so......
6.16.2009

You SAY he's just a friend...

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6.16.09 9:57 pm But I digress. I was a Cinematic Sailor this weekend!  Yes I was!  I saw Drag Me To Hell on Saturday with Su...
6.12.2009

An review of Hombre Lobo

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6.12.09 9:12 pm   I've had this album for a few weeks (I downloaded a copy maybe four days before it came out...way to copyright pr...
6.08.2009

Oh Weekend...(part 2)

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6.08.09 First things first: the state I'm in right now, I should NOT be on the streets. I almost killed three people today, mere...
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