Guido's Fuckrant Page

7.29.08 5:28pm Man have I been looking forward to writing this down... Last night I had a Zombie Apocalypse dream. It was fucking a...

Beck talks about his new album 'MODERN GUILT' Out of all the appropriate situations to find oneself, the least being the hurtling o...

Mmm...ba-cock. Man what a pleasant experience. Saw the 12:30 pm showing of Hancock today on 86th and 3rd.  No one shouting about how th...

Just recently checked out Coldplay's new album "Viva La Vida (or Death and All His Friends)" and Beck's upcoming (7/8) ne...

So, long story short: Back in March, Nine Inch Nails released a two disc instrumental album entitled 'Ghosts I-IV'. Trent Reznor t...

Mm hm. 'pointless' won the first week of the 2nd Annual Shortened Attention Span Festival. AND, I got a review on nytheatre.com!! ...

6.3.08 10:02 pm Sitting here, listening to this fucking guy in the security office rambling on and fucking on about HOW MUCH HE LOVES K...

6.2.08 4:02 pm In Stephen King's 1991 novel, The Dark Tower III: The Waste Lands , a character enters a run down, creepy house in Dutc...

5.12.08 3:43 pm I just had to page a resident named Harry Johnson. No shit. So, in case you (person) haven't heard, 'poin...

I am going to skip over the huge but musically unrelated facts that a. this is the second major release from Trent Reznor in about as many...

4.9.08  11:36am This morning, eyes half closed, listening to Air, I found myself staring directly at an "abused child". The...

When I returned to my apartment, the doorman had his hands full with a group of Irish women in their late 20's/early 30's. They w...

3.31.08 3 :56pm At approximately 3pm on the afternoon of March 31, 2008, I bore witness to one of the most exciting events...in the His...

3.20.08 10:13 pm Oh ho yes indeed. The Music of the Spheres. The Spheres of Terrible R&B. Specifically, Usher. Usher’s new ...

3.14.08 7:40 pm The above question (spoken in broken, heavily accented English by an African nurse) is what has lead me to create the para...

3.13.08 3:13 pm Say what you will about Paul McCartney beating up his wife (quite frankly I think she only has herself to blame; I mean...

3.7.08 5:10 pm And here's why... Occasionally, my phone here will ring. Sometimes it's a wrong number, sometimes silence, s...

2.27.08 3:06 pm My milk goes bad today and I still have quite a bit left. If I can and it's drinkable, I am going to have a large...

Just saw the trailer for the new Indiana Jones movie. There's wetness.