Guido's Fuckrant Page

1.31.08 8:59pm Yes. I have made a decision. I have made it on my own and, I'm sorry Christina, there will be no bending on this...

All right, fine. I like zombies and zombie movies as much as the next person who likes zombies and zombie movies, but after Land of the Dea...

Hot Chicks With Douchebags Warning: May cause internal bleeding.

HERE. Also: check out George Washington Diarrhea's My Space page for the full theme song. There's harmony and a special guest s...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN2VqFPNS8w

sexytuple - n. a situation in which I am paid six times the original fee for being sexy. Example: This Plavix thing was a sexytuple for...

12.18.07 3:57PM Does your heart have clots? Why not name them after your enemies...and then destroy them with the sexiest heart medicine ...

12.17.07 Sitting in a local pizza parlor (I think that is a LOVELY little epithet by the by) I had the utter misfortune to hear the Lite Ja...

12.6.07 10:33 pm Just sitting here, minding my owns (my own business), trying to decide whether or not I'm going to call out of wor...

11.27.07 4:45 pm how is it possible that i got less sleep while ON FUCKING VACATION AT HOME THAN I DO USUALLY? Maybe I should get a j...

11.19.07 5:34 pm That actually sums the whole thing up quite nicely. Hm. Well, for those who CAN'T read between the lines: I travel...

Every Nine Inch Nails remix album ends up being a mixed bag. It's just what happens when you get different artists with different styles...

Reznor acts as an intelligent, relevant Timbaland for Williams' meaningful, emotional lyrics. Driving, pounding beats scattered across t...

10.30.07 8:55 pm Over the past few months, Trent Reznor has been working closely with Saul Williams on his new album, "The Inevitable...

I've been watching the third season of the (American) Office and Ed Helms looks a lot like John Flansburgh.

10.22.07 6:39pm I just enjoyed a banana. What a whimsical fruit, the banana. The shape, the color, the peeling. And it's the only ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdsUMhUxM8w Can ANYONE make out a fucking thing he is saying?

9.28.07 4:23 pm "Slumber, watcher, 'til the spheres, six and twenty thousand years have revolv'd, and I return to the spo...

So, my friend Genevieve (who works at the Jeffery Group) did something beautiful... Go to www.thejeffreygroup.com/worldview then click eith...

Just watched the latest music video from Marilyn Manson. And I am officially uninterested in what he does or says for the rest of his shark...