Guido's Fuckrant Page

12.18.07 3:57PM Does your heart have clots? Why not name them after your enemies...and then destroy them with the sexiest heart medicine ...

12.17.07 Sitting in a local pizza parlor (I think that is a LOVELY little epithet by the by) I had the utter misfortune to hear the Lite Ja...

12.6.07 10:33 pm Just sitting here, minding my owns (my own business), trying to decide whether or not I'm going to call out of wor...

11.27.07 4:45 pm how is it possible that i got less sleep while ON FUCKING VACATION AT HOME THAN I DO USUALLY? Maybe I should get a j...

11.19.07 5:34 pm That actually sums the whole thing up quite nicely. Hm. Well, for those who CAN'T read between the lines: I travel...

Every Nine Inch Nails remix album ends up being a mixed bag. It's just what happens when you get different artists with different styles...

Reznor acts as an intelligent, relevant Timbaland for Williams' meaningful, emotional lyrics. Driving, pounding beats scattered across t...

10.30.07 8:55 pm Over the past few months, Trent Reznor has been working closely with Saul Williams on his new album, "The Inevitable...

I've been watching the third season of the (American) Office and Ed Helms looks a lot like John Flansburgh.

10.22.07 6:39pm I just enjoyed a banana. What a whimsical fruit, the banana. The shape, the color, the peeling. And it's the only ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdsUMhUxM8w Can ANYONE make out a fucking thing he is saying?

9.28.07 4:23 pm "Slumber, watcher, 'til the spheres, six and twenty thousand years have revolv'd, and I return to the spo...

So, my friend Genevieve (who works at the Jeffery Group) did something beautiful... Go to www.thejeffreygroup.com/worldview then click eith...

Just watched the latest music video from Marilyn Manson. And I am officially uninterested in what he does or says for the rest of his shark...

8.21.07 8:07pm Went to the 96th street branch of the New York Public Library yesterday on my break. I'm honestly surprised that mo...

Going to Ocean City for a week. I will think of you and eat fudge.

HERE. I have updated my youtube. It will cure cancer, blindness, homosexuality, AIDS, splinters, creeping numbness, stomping numbness and ...

And mine is more beautiful than some. All right, so I have started my youtube deluge. I have a few more things to add and then I will pers...

7.31.07 7:32 PM So, first, anyone remember Imi Kamoze and his goddamn annoying song "Here Comes the Hot Stepper"? I just heard ...

Bill sent me the XM Comedy Ladies' Night stuff I did and I am one talented motherfucker. If only ANYONE I KNEW had XM. Well, fuck it. ...