Guido's Fuckrant Page

1.24.07 5:55 PM When it comes to bad days, I tend not to mark them down as such. I let it pass and, occasionally reflect, fuck, that was ...

1.18.07 1:29 PM I know how everyone loves my bitchy stories about the idiots I work with and that is why I continue to relate them to you ...

Hey. Unsupportive douchebags, I'm in a play Thursday February 8th through Saturday February 10th. Come see me. Details and tickets are...

1.12.07 4:05 PM Sandwiches are great. They were originally made in order to save time (instead of sitting and eating bread, lettuce, toma...

nine inch nails: year zero coming april 2007. it could be about the end of the world.

1.3.07 5:43 PM First: the best song in the world is “Sex Dwarf” by Soft Cell. It has an infectious synth riff that will show up on your b...

1.2.07 5:18 PM Biiiig year this is set to be. Chris and I moving to a two bedroom place, taking that next step in our seven year relation...

12.14.06 3:33 PM Yes. The movie is called “Octopussy”. Let’s move on. This is the first time we see another 00 agent in action (009 to ...

12.7.06 4:47 PM James Bond brings sound into the vacuum of space in…“Moonraker”. Now, in most Bond movies there is a small amount of disb...

12.06.06 4:46 PM Sticking with the supernatural feel of “Live and Let Die”, Bond next takes on Dracula…in a track suit aka Francisco Scara...

Hey pigs. Here are links to my Doritos things. Eat them. Pigs. Snack Tragedy= http://www.jumpcut.com/view?id=2428A076834B11DBBDB4266C9A2...

12.5.06 7:47 PM And as if no time has passed…. Bam, the final (official) Connery Bond…Diamonds Are Forever. The last time was saw Bond, ...

12.4.06 7:03 PM The four Doritos spots are up on-line. If you are interested, you have to do some digging, but they are worth it. Go to ...

11.22.06 6:59 PM On the eighth hour of my twelve hour shift. I dig overtime. Started reading the latest Chuck Palahniuk novel (“Haunted”...

Ladies and gentlemen... The Pen .

11.15.06 4:50 PM In the first five minutes of “You Only Live Twice” we see an astronaut go hurtling off into the vast coldness of space, h...

11.14.06 3:20 PM I think that’s better than “Goldenball”. Anyway. So, I have recently consumed “Goldfinger” and “Thunderball”. “Goldfin...

11.13.06 3:22 PM In preparation for “Casino Royale”, I am planning on watching all 20 (not including the tongue-in-cheek half-parody remak...

So now it's fucking summer again?! FUCK YOU GOD! Also, I just checked out the new Bond movie theme, "You Know My Name" by Ch...

11.06.06 7:26 PM I’m sitting here minding my own business, reading my book ( Moving Pictures by Terry Pratchett) when I hear three what c...