Guido's Fuckrant Page

9.27.06 10:47 PM You know how there’s that long standing joke about never being able to dry your hands thoroughly on those air blowing thi...

9.22.06 7:03 PM I feel like something changed while I was on my break. I lay on my bed for about 30 minutes or so then my alarm brought me...

6:50 PM Over my hour and a half break, I have consumed 6 Smirnoff Ice's. Let the fun begin... 7:02 PM Everything is a bit sway-y. Co...

9.18.06 3:35 PM Today I am doing my job 110%. All phone calls will be answered within a second of their first ring, every patient will be...

9.15.06 3:39 PM I have taken to grinning really hugely whenever I am furious. I feel it adds an element of I-will-tear-your-skin-off-and-e...

Go here to see the creation process that resulted in Beck's magnum opus, "Debra". If you look closely, you can see me in the ...

9.8.06 8:02 PM The subject line is a lyric from the new Beck album. The song is called “1000 BPM” and sounds jangly in a way that only Bec...

9.7.06 3:43 PM This morning and all throughout the day I have felt like scribbles. For the rest of the day I am going to try to be still a...

9.6.06 4:35 PM While yesterday was not a good day, today was. Or is. Whatever. The main reason is because I got an e-mail from Luigi Fel...

8.30.06 3:08 PM You know those petulant, sharp faces that peer at you from advertisements for clothing and products that you will never be...

8.28.06 4:01 PM What an interesting weekend. Saturday started with me at Ray’s to record some very badly written voiceover for some shitty...

Not really, but I've had that one in there all day. Had a bad day folks. Spent most of my time at work with the phone off and the switc...

8.21.06 9:39 PM Excellent dance with creativity today. Lisa, Becca, Kelly and I thought up an idea of Friday and I’ve been fleshing it ou...

8.17.06 8:07 PM First off, Vault makes your teeth FUZZY with sugar. If you don’t brush within a few hours of consuming it, you will lose t...

8.16.06 5:16 PM In early 1997, the Coca-Cola Company released a new caffeine charged soft drink called Surge. It was the green of a cirrho...

8.14.06 3:35 PM So, there is a severe lack of communication here at my job. The patients are old and Hispanic (mostly), the nurses are laz...

There is a surprising amount of taxis available at 2:30 on a Sunday morning here in New York. I like that.

8.10.06 3:32 PM So I’m bored and reading the Post, sorry the Daily News and there is a headline “Perv loner had long rap sheet”. Can you g...

8.8.06 4:35 PM Today might be the return of the two hour lunch breaks…. The other day I was on the train with my headphones and they were...

I present to you now, "Taken From Me", a ten-part video collection written by, directed by and starring myself. You can find it he...