Guido's Fuckrant Page

8.30.06 3:08 PM You know those petulant, sharp faces that peer at you from advertisements for clothing and products that you will never be...

8.28.06 4:01 PM What an interesting weekend. Saturday started with me at Ray’s to record some very badly written voiceover for some shitty...

Not really, but I've had that one in there all day. Had a bad day folks. Spent most of my time at work with the phone off and the switc...

8.21.06 9:39 PM Excellent dance with creativity today. Lisa, Becca, Kelly and I thought up an idea of Friday and I’ve been fleshing it ou...

8.17.06 8:07 PM First off, Vault makes your teeth FUZZY with sugar. If you don’t brush within a few hours of consuming it, you will lose t...

8.16.06 5:16 PM In early 1997, the Coca-Cola Company released a new caffeine charged soft drink called Surge. It was the green of a cirrho...

8.14.06 3:35 PM So, there is a severe lack of communication here at my job. The patients are old and Hispanic (mostly), the nurses are laz...

There is a surprising amount of taxis available at 2:30 on a Sunday morning here in New York. I like that.

8.10.06 3:32 PM So I’m bored and reading the Post, sorry the Daily News and there is a headline “Perv loner had long rap sheet”. Can you g...

8.8.06 4:35 PM Today might be the return of the two hour lunch breaks…. The other day I was on the train with my headphones and they were...

I present to you now, "Taken From Me", a ten-part video collection written by, directed by and starring myself. You can find it he...

Today would definitely fall into the category of a good day. I woke up early to find that my Nine Inch Nails show had burned perfectly and, ...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=75081348 If I ever go there.

I got an e-mail from Jenny (who worked on the Bacardi commercial with me as both talent and in a production capacity), check this out... ...

8.2.06 8:14 PM Last night I went to the J. K. Rowling, Stephen King and John Irving reading thing. It was the mad shizzle. I knew they wer...

7.28.06 6:58 PM Saw something on the train today that made me think better of the future: two little kids playing Rock, Paper, Scissor. De...

7.27.06 3:58 PM I dislike when people say “good enough” in reaction to something. What I derive from it is that someone did or said someth...

7.26.06 3:44 PM There’s a new Beck song out called “Cell Phone’s Dead”. It’s from the new album coming out in September. This is the album...

7.24.06 8:31 PM There is an operator here I have probably never talked about. Her name is Eva and she works the Saturday and Sunday shift ...

7.19.06 3:31 PM I feel vaguely artistic today. Like blue flowers in a vase. Beautiful blue flowers that only want to smell nice for peopl...