10.29.2005

Maladroit

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10.28.05 9:20 PM I just realized that Masters of the Universe (the cartoon show) was conceived simply for the merchandising potential. Thi...
10.26.2005

Diversion

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10.26.05 7:26 PM What glorious Chinese food!! The rice was perfectly cooked, nary a hard grain to be found. And the chicken? Juicy and ple...

You fucking disappoint me

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10.26.05 3:09 PM Today is cool and crisp and clear. Perfect day for thinking. And I think everything I do is wasting time until something...

My eyeballs want out...

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10.25.05 10:23 PM My eyes ache from reading comics all night and I have a pounding headache from the reading combined with all the sugar a...
10.22.2005

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Dry cleaners are so soothing. I don't spend a whole lot of time in them, but today I had to pick up my shirt and suit for the wedding to...
10.20.2005

There is no Hell like an old Hell

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10.20.05 3:03 PM Oh my goodness oh my goodness! The sky is so blue today!! Two things: First, cabs are getting/have gotten smaller. Eith...

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10.19.05 4:34 PM What a beautiful day today. Almost… too beautiful…I suspect terrorist involvement. Raising personal threat level from t...
10.15.2005

Want to laugh like an idiot?

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Clicks
10.14.2005

The troofus...xmax.

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10.14.05 3:32 PM Just now some woman from Mt. Sinai Hospital asked for some patient info from me. After that, she asked what department s...
10.13.2005

Breep breep breeeeep breeeeeeeeeep!!!

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10.13.05 9:49 PM Taking a moment to admire and give kudos to the Stylophone solo at the end of Kanye West’s single “Gold Digger”. It adds ...

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10.12.05 7:02 PM Umbrellas litter the streets like the corpses of strange robotic birds. Going outside wearing nothing but a hat to keep t...
10.12.2005

Tiny Dancer...Leered At

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10.12.05 3:24 PM Wet. Lap. Wet. Cold. Crotch. Good day. Despite waking up early (9:51, ick!) and the Great Fuzzy Fucking Deluge I had two...
10.10.2005

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How is it possible to find comfort in a cold rain?
10.03.2005

Home; Where It Belongs

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9.30.05 10:07 PM Series of ups and downs today. The cold weather is here. With it comes a profound sense of loneliness and isolation, b...
9.30.2005

I Heart Jews

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For all of you out there who think I am anti-Semitic as well as anti-color...here is definitive proof otherwise. Go here and click the ...
9.28.2005

And why is it a good day Paul?

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Because I just discovered that on Tuesday, October 18 THE ORIGINAL TIM BURTON BATMAN IS FINALLY BEING RELEASED IN PROPER FORM ON DELUXE DVD...
9.23.2005

Emotional Chex Mix

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9.23.05 1:38 PM What the fuck is up with Greenday? Anyway, today is a day full of mixed emotions: First, Phil is leaving tomorrow. Secon...

Red Bull gives you osmotic shits

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So in July I did that Red Bull thing. Here, finally, is my journal from that night. Prepare to be disgusted, worried and disappointed... **...
9.21.2005

Rekka Stowe...Rekka Stowe!!!

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9.21.05 3:34 PM This is what I wrote right after the girls showed up on Friday evening. *************************************************...
9.15.2005

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Things that give me a soul boner, in no particular order. 1. Irony 2. Laughing until I cry. 3. When bad things happen to bad people. 4. ...