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9.30.2005

I Heart Jews

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For all of you out there who think I am anti-Semitic as well as anti-color...here is definitive proof otherwise. Go here and click the ...
9.28.2005

And why is it a good day Paul?

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Because I just discovered that on Tuesday, October 18 THE ORIGINAL TIM BURTON BATMAN IS FINALLY BEING RELEASED IN PROPER FORM ON DELUXE DVD...
9.23.2005

Emotional Chex Mix

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9.23.05 1:38 PM What the fuck is up with Greenday? Anyway, today is a day full of mixed emotions: First, Phil is leaving tomorrow. Secon...

Red Bull gives you osmotic shits

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So in July I did that Red Bull thing. Here, finally, is my journal from that night. Prepare to be disgusted, worried and disappointed... **...
9.21.2005

Rekka Stowe...Rekka Stowe!!!

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9.21.05 3:34 PM This is what I wrote right after the girls showed up on Friday evening. *************************************************...
9.15.2005

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Things that give me a soul boner, in no particular order. 1. Irony 2. Laughing until I cry. 3. When bad things happen to bad people. 4. ...

Violence-ah!!/Art Fuck Pepper Boys

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Last night was a violent and productive evening. When I first showed up at the Hospital, I overheard the AOD (Administrator On Duty) for th...
9.01.2005

FINALLY

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8.31.05 4:41 PM Friends, the Hospital is pulling a 180-degree turn. After several elopements and a few scattered dead, they are starting t...
8.29.2005

Was It For This My Life I Sought?

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8.29.05 7:11 PM The DJ on Q 104.5 (the classic rock station) was just commenting on the shooting of Suge Knight at a party in California r...
8.26.2005

Peter Grunwald XMAX

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8.26.05 3:06 PM Last night I watched Armageddon and Monkey Shines . The first I watched because I have seen numerous parodies and have ye...
8.22.2005

Urp.

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8.22.05 3:46 PM In just a squirt over a month, Phil will be dust in a dusty country, being eaten by bugs and plants and spider birds and a...
8.19.2005

Endor...ENDOR...ENDOR!!! ENDORPHNES...HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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8.19.05 4:02 PM Today was the easiest seventy laps I’ve ever done. Here’s my secret…there are 4 official Nine Inch Nails albums and 1 off...
8.18.2005

Throw Me Tomorrow

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8.18.05 4:38 PM Why is it that radio stations (even good ones like 104.3 the classic rock station) play so few songs? I listen to this sta...
8.16.2005

BFF...AGAIN!!!

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8.16.05 4:26 PM Kaitlyn and I have made up. Not made out, made up. We talked about making out though. Well…that’s not quite accurate… Actu...
8.15.2005

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8.15.05 10:10 PM When was the last time you heard actual, total, utter silence?

FROM THE SEA!!

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8.15.05 3:13 PM Good lord. Went to the seaside with family and friends this weekend. Early Saturday morning, Lauren and Ray picked up Chr...
8.13.2005

TO THE SEA!!!

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Whippery Ned Ticket and his lively bungles! How they leap! How they caper! Whippery Ned sings songs of sliding leather and chide...
8.09.2005

Me and Mr. Depp got a thing going on...

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Woo! My Charlie and the Chocolate Factory commercial is on TV AND I just recieved my copy in the mail AND you can check out both versions (:...
8.08.2005

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Looking for my leopard
8.05.2005

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8.05.05 6:08 PM I’ve decided to go to work next Friday drunk. I wanted to do so today, but I only had time to drink three Smirnoff’s (whic...
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