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"Scientists have begun blurring the line between human and animal by producing chimeras-a hybrid creature that's part human, part a...

I finish my 3pm to 11pm shift at the Hospital during which I gave the script a tweak and more than a tweak here and there to find: Beck tota...

On the heels of that huge eruption of stuff from my mental cock comes this: Reasons Why I Am Excited About the Next Few Months Speaking fr...

About a year ago someone posted their top twenty favorite albums and we have all forgotten about it. I decided to compile my own top twenty ...

Marilyn Manson: Antichrist Superstar This album scared me when I first heard it. The theme is basically the apocalypse brought about by a ...

Depeche Mode: Songs of Faith and Devotion Drugs are bad. Drugs are used to alter ones state of mind. Some people use them to “find new art...

David Bowie: The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars Ziggy Stardust is one of my favorites because it is the first c...

****** 56 times per minute 3360 times per hour 26,880 total in 8 hours I want you to think of those numbers. Think of something you wou...

Aside from having the Black Death, this has been an EXCELLENT day. I talked to the producer of the French Cookie commercial and got updated ...

Did you know there's an obelisk in Central Park?

In case you couldn't glean from the precise emotions expressed in the above quote, allow me to translate: I just booked a Fuse promo (F...

Moron. You are mRNA. You're brilliant, full of important, interesting information and you're a great friend to the people you c...

Working on a tune for the upcoming film "Tall Like Paul", here's what I have so far: I'll be your dogwalker if you let m...

Today I watched ducks and sang out loud on the subway. I also passsed over a bridge, but that's not as important.

Oui, it's true. I have been "le fromage tres grand" for years until just recently when I was told by my agent that I am in fac...

I found myself on the subway today staring at the word "Guadalajara".

So I have extracted some jewels and put them in the "Memories" section. Do you remember the things I used to live with? If not you...

A few years back, the Nazis, or as I like to call them "bad Germans", were running around persecuting and killing gays and gypsies...

So I was out on an audition today and I decided to bring along Johnny Cash "The Man Comes Around" (his last album) with me because...

It’s 1:38 on 8/23 I think the “important thing” I mentioned earlier just happened. I just ate the best sandwich I’ve had in over ten years....