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Today I watched ducks and sang out loud on the subway. I also passsed over a bridge, but that's not as important.

Oui, it's true. I have been "le fromage tres grand" for years until just recently when I was told by my agent that I am in fac...

I found myself on the subway today staring at the word "Guadalajara".

So I have extracted some jewels and put them in the "Memories" section. Do you remember the things I used to live with? If not you...

A few years back, the Nazis, or as I like to call them "bad Germans", were running around persecuting and killing gays and gypsies...

So I was out on an audition today and I decided to bring along Johnny Cash "The Man Comes Around" (his last album) with me because...

It’s 1:38 on 8/23 I think the “important thing” I mentioned earlier just happened. I just ate the best sandwich I’ve had in over ten years....

It’s 7:23 on 8/23 Today is to be an important day. Maybe not for me, but it will be for someone. It’s my friend Kristin’s Birthday, her fi...

Here’s a(nother) glimpse of my inner churnings and bubblings… ************************************************************************ It...

You never stop. Ever. This was a long weekend. A very long weekend. Lots of food. Too much food. Too much family. Christina hates Catholicis...

I'm in PA for a few days. NO RITUAL SUICIDES WITHOUT ME. If you make it past this weekend without killing yourself or being taken out by...

Of course you are! Your life sucks and you know it (Note: If you are pretending you don't know it, everything follwing is twelve times m...

Yeah, so tonight should rock. I called B.J. for the rules and guidelines for Fotch. Oh yes, Fotch. As fun to say as it is to play... The pl...

I took Denny's quiz and failed. Tried to write my own and stopped after two mediocre questions. Had an EXCELLENT and undisturbed 8 hour ...

Soooooo......I'm plotting out a shot list for a video I'll be shooting with Chris and Jade for the TMBG song "It's Kickin...

UPDATE UPDATE!!! UPDATEY POO!! FERT! NUFF! TEAT! I think I'm going to get a portbale DVD player. The new TMBG album and EP are spectacul...

And feelin' fiiiiine. Just in case anyone was wondering, Craig from TalentWorks...is a fucker and in about an hour, I will have to pande...

My Satan commercial is officially on the Discovery Channel. I have yet to see it and probably won;t because I don't have cable, BUT sinc...

Just found out that Shark Week starts Sunday, July 25th at 8pm. Peel your eyes til then for a glimpse of my sex.

I have this strange knack of being really easy to stay friends with. Allow me to elucidate...I haven't seen my friend Erin Sweet in year...