Guido's Fuckrant Page

8.16.06 5:16 PM In early 1997, the Coca-Cola Company released a new caffeine charged soft drink called Surge. It was the green of a cirrho...

7.6.06 6:08 PM I have just tried a new flavor of Pringles, Fully Loaded Baked Potato. It’s like a scene out of Willy Wonka with the full ...

1.11.06 9:10 PM I just learned to say “help is on the way” in Spanish for all the Spanish residents who do nothing but scream in Spanish. ...

10.14.05 3:32 PM Just now some woman from Mt. Sinai Hospital asked for some patient info from me. After that, she asked what department s...