Guido's Fuckrant Page

Our last day was short and focused on the very first scene Alex (director) had me read with Hillary over Skype, a nice little bit of full ci...

The hardest thing I did today was stop crying after a scene. Somehow I thought that this would be a light day. I was and continue to be a fo...

Jave you gon? To it? Actt. Yesterday, the hardest thing I did was not freak out and burn the building down when a fitted sheet* kept p...

Have you ever butt wiggle stampy pants? Then. Actor. The hardest thing I had to do yesterday was not pick at the delicious tapas that w...

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date, but a year to make love she wanted you to wait? Then, and only then......you are you an ac...

Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight? But then realized it wasn't the Devil, but, rather, Jack Nicholson dressed a...

Have you ever *line from that song from Pocahontas  that I can't quite remember right now and am too lazy to look up*? Then, my churlish...

I'm writing this from the back of an Uber drifting through Pasadena. My driver's name is Yang and he is, blessedly, silent. Now, why...

Have you ever gone to sleep with more than an hour of sun left in the sky? Well then, my friend and secret confidant, you are...........an A...

Have you ever imbibed a bottle of Trader Joe's Mountain Spring Water and known, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that you have just paid fo...

The first week of our three week shoot is in the can.* All said, this has been a magically smooth week, aside from the devastating heat, my ...

Have you ever tricked a snake into smiling, and whispering its name? Ah, only then can you truly know ...........whatitistobeanActor. Anot...

Have you ever had intercourse with a taciturn seagull? If so, then you really know what it is to be...an Actor. Fuck Christ's eyes it...

Seriously though, why the fuck are there no clouds out here? What's wrong? Also, a quick note, for the next three weeks, any time you s...

8:06 am Sitting on some off-to-the-side stairs at a place called "Vanity House" at the moment*. I am going to try and make it my...

As of right now, I'm 19 hours out from my first day of shooting. Today there is nothing on the docket; everything for the first week has...

Everything. Is on fire. Thousands of acres just twenty or so miles from my temporary place of residence are blazing. Ash is falling from the...

Yesterday, I met and was instantly enthralled by one of our wardrobe people: Jillian. She resembles an elegant, unbroken Lisbeth Salander (t...

I understand, yes, I really really do. I understand that, when it comes down to it, the actor is a teensy tinsey part of a film, really just...

So. Yes. I am in Los Angeles (or El La, as people here seem to call it). I am here for a month (7/18 to 8/15) specifically to shoot a featur...