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1.31.2017
End of the Month Bitchfest - January 2017
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It's funny how pointless all this seems right now. Like discussing one's favorite book of short stories while the library is on fire...
1.05.2017
A review of Nine Inch Nails' "The Fragile: Deviations 1"
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\\ When The Fragile was released in 1999, it was 25 songs, clocking in at almost two hours. Eve...
1.01.2017
Year in Bitch - 2016
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Oh, 2016. You fucking, cocksucking, whoremouthed piece of cum-drenched shit. While everyone else has this feeling that now that the calendar...
12.29.2016
A review of Nine Inch Nails' "Not The Actual Events"
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Trent Reznor seems to have decided that 2017 will be one of his active years. Along with definitive reissues of all of Nine Inch Nails' ...
12.17.2016
A review of Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross' "Patriots Day" score
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Note: This is a review of the "For Your Consideration" edit of the Patriots Day score. What this means is th...
12.01.2016
End of the Month Music Bitchfest - November 2016
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Beck Well, the new album*, which was slated for 2014, then 2015, then October 21st 2016, then November 2016 is now slated for 2017. Whethe...
11.07.2016
A review of Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross, Gustavo Santaolalla, and Mogwai's "Before The Flood (Music from the Motion Picture)"
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Taken out of context of the documentary for which it was created*, the Before The Flood soundtrack contains compelling, original music f...
11.01.2016
End of the Month Music Bitchfest - October 2016
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Nine Inch Nails Review of the new Reznor/Ross/Santaolalla/Mogwai musical furpile is forthcoming, but overall, it's a lot of really soli...
9.30.2016
End of the Month Music Bitchfest - September 2016
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Damn, Q4 is going to be poppin'... Nine Inch Nails You guys. "Dive and Slam" was not real. Information found on Reddit...
8.31.2016
End of the Month Music Bitchfest - August 2016
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Nine Inch Nails So. "Dive And Slam" . If this is real (and, even if it is, obviously Reznor, a huge hater when it comes to leaks...
8.17.2016
East Coast, West Coast, Everyone's A Killer: fin
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Our last day was short and focused on the very first scene Alex (director) had me read with Hillary over Skype, a nice little bit of full ci...
8.12.2016
East Coast, West Coast, Everyone's A Killer: Sobbing Like A Goddamn Baby
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The hardest thing I did today was stop crying after a scene. Somehow I thought that this would be a light day. I was and continue to be a fo...
East Coast, West Coast, Everyone's A Killer: PENULTIMO
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Jave you gon? To it? Actt. Yesterday, the hardest thing I did was not freak out and burn the building down when a fitted sheet* kept p...
8.10.2016
East Coast, West Coast, Everyone's A Killer: Simon Says "Demolition Man!!!!"
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Have you ever butt wiggle stampy pants? Then. Actor. The hardest thing I had to do yesterday was not pick at the delicious tapas that w...
8.09.2016
East Coast, West Coast, Everyone's A Killer: Getting The Fear
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Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date, but a year to make love she wanted you to wait? Then, and only then......you are you an ac...
8.08.2016
East Coast, West Coast, Everyone's A Killer: Boogie Shoes
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Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight? But then realized it wasn't the Devil, but, rather, Jack Nicholson dressed a...
8.04.2016
East Coast, West Coast, Everyone's A Killer: Hot. Sex.
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Have you ever *line from that song from Pocahontas that I can't quite remember right now and am too lazy to look up*? Then, my churlish...
8.02.2016
East Coast, West Coast, Everyone's A Killer: Uber Alles
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I'm writing this from the back of an Uber drifting through Pasadena. My driver's name is Yang and he is, blessedly, silent. Now, why...
East Coast, West Coast, Everyone's A Killer: Dreams
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Have you ever gone to sleep with more than an hour of sun left in the sky? Well then, my friend and secret confidant, you are...........an A...
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