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The first week of our three week shoot is in the can.* All said, this has been a magically smooth week, aside from the devastating heat, my ...

Have you ever tricked a snake into smiling, and whispering its name? Ah, only then can you truly know ...........whatitistobeanActor. Anot...

Have you ever had intercourse with a taciturn seagull? If so, then you really know what it is to be...an Actor. Fuck Christ's eyes it...

Seriously though, why the fuck are there no clouds out here? What's wrong? Also, a quick note, for the next three weeks, any time you s...

8:06 am Sitting on some off-to-the-side stairs at a place called "Vanity House" at the moment*. I am going to try and make it my...

As of right now, I'm 19 hours out from my first day of shooting. Today there is nothing on the docket; everything for the first week has...

Everything. Is on fire. Thousands of acres just twenty or so miles from my temporary place of residence are blazing. Ash is falling from the...

Yesterday, I met and was instantly enthralled by one of our wardrobe people: Jillian. She resembles an elegant, unbroken Lisbeth Salander (t...

I understand, yes, I really really do. I understand that, when it comes down to it, the actor is a teensy tinsey part of a film, really just...

So. Yes. I am in Los Angeles (or El La, as people here seem to call it). I am here for a month (7/18 to 8/15) specifically to shoot a featur...

Facebook posts and Twitter blurbs weren't doing it for me, and, not that anyone will read this or do more than scan the title and click...

Nine Inch Nails We're about to get a lot more information about Jupiter and, with it, how our planet and our universe were formed . NAS...

On every Garbage album since their self-titled debut back in 1995, there's a song or two that doesn't really ...

Nine Inch Nails Well, it's fucking June and, aside from his name (and that of his wife and long-time guitar player) popping up on a lis...

There's a line in Marcel Proust's Within A Budding Grove that refers to a small village seen just at sunrise ...

I used to force music on people. My thinking was: I like it and I’m the smartest person in the ...

I know that the man used electronic instruments. I know that I might even own one or two of the exact type he utilize...

Well, my ass just got morcellated by the government, but it's all worth it when you look at the plethora of new ah shit there's noth...

When I walked out of the theater that night, I was apoplectic. Not only had it been a bad Bond film, something I thought we'd seen the l...

My first exposure to Har Mar Superstar (AKA Sean Tillmann) was a song called  “Sextape”  which combined my favorite elements of Beck and Pr...