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Well, my ass just got morcellated by the government, but it's all worth it when you look at the plethora of new ah shit there's noth...

When I walked out of the theater that night, I was apoplectic. Not only had it been a bad Bond film, something I thought we'd seen the l...

My first exposure to Har Mar Superstar (AKA Sean Tillmann) was a song called  “Sextape”  which combined my favorite elements of Beck and Pr...

With Matt Basile, Chris Foley, and Gunnar Olsen as the oxygen, Ann Courtney as the flame, and Lizzie Carena as her smoke, Mother Feather en...

Jesus. The Dandy Warhols have been a thing for over two decades. That's absolutely spectacula...

They Might Be Giants The physical release of Phone Power , TMBG's 19th studio album, is out and, yeah, my name is in the liner notes*. ...

I've been cast in my very first feature film, entitled You & Me , which starts shooting in Los Angeles in April. I'll be playing...

Between the Year In Bitch and Bowie's transformation into pure energy, I decided to take a month off...n ot that much is going on...si...

Yesterday, for the first time in a very long time, I was afraid. I was legitimately terrified.  I was terrified of losing my one, functioni...

Saul Williams is a rapper like David Bowie was a singer. MartyrLoserKing  is the follow up to William's accessi...

More than 52 brand new songs in one year. The scope of this is still messing with me. Some bands don't release that many songs in a...

A note: 2015 was completely owned by They Might Be Giants. Go forth knowing this. There was other stuff though. Biggest Surprises O...

I went about David Bowie all wrong. I was introduced to him, by accident, as a child, when I rented a VHS copy of  Labyrinth  from Couch Po...

I have two issues with ★. First, between the stage play,  Lazarus , and the two re-recorded-yet-previous-rel...

They Might Be Giants Dial-A-Song Round Up! pt. 12 "I'll Be Haunting You" Damn, this close to the end and we've got an...