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9.26.2014

A review of Aphex Twin's "Syro"

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Richard D. James has fucked himself in the ass. How was he supposed to top Drukqs ? How could he? I was actua...
9.25.2014

A review of Maxi Bacon's "Maci Baxon"

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You know those albums of classical music made for in utero babies? This eats those, shits them out and then eats the...
9.11.2014

A review of Alessandro Cortini's "Forse 2"

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I'll save you some time: if you liked Forse 1 , go get Forse 2 . For the most part, this is a much colder al...
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9.10.2014

A review of Alessandro Cortini's "Sonno"

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I identify Alessandro Cortini as the sonic equivalent of Neil Gaiman's Dream; his creatio...
9.02.2014

End of the Month Music Bitchfest - August 2014

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Nine Inch Nails A scathing review, you say? Replete with blurry photos, you say?! Good lord! You've struck gold!!!! Yes, I saw Nine I...
8.26.2014

A review of BoJack Horseman

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I heard about BoJack Horseman by accident. I was sinking in a pit of ALS Bucket Challenge videos and saw Conan O'Brien's entry....
8.22.2014

#NoPantsAllDreams

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Based on my lack of ascerbic, rage-fueled fuckrants over the past year, I think it's safe to say that my job was what was making me such...

Pepsi: The Official Drink Of The NFL...The Fuck Is This Bullshit?

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These last few weeks, I've been to a lot of auditions for Pepsi. All of them have been tied to the NFL. Why? Well, because Pepsi is the...
8.10.2014

A review of Beck's Song Reader

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Who's your favorite musician? Think for a moment. Now, what if they said, "I'm writing a brand n...
8.05.2014

A review of Nine Inch Nails Live, August 1st & 2nd - OR - copy of a (setlist)

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copy of a (setlist) Trent Reznor does not want Nine Inch Nails to become a nostalgia act. He’s said this numerous times in recent years...
7.31.2014

End of the Month Music Bitchfest - July 2014

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Nine Inch Nails As of this moment, the 2014 NIN/Soundgarden tour has started. I know nothing at all about anything on the stage or the set...
7.29.2014

A review of Electric Sewer Age's "Bad White Corpuscle"

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A corpuscle can be defined as an unattached cell, small mass or body. There are six of them here, each containing ...
7.08.2014

A review of Beck at SummerStage 2014

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Kicking in the door with "Devil's Haircut" While I was almost 100% certain going in that he would play the hits, including...
7.02.2014

A review of Dalhous' "Will To Be Well"

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My favorite track on Will To Be Well is "Lovers Of The Highlands". The decay and interference speak of...
6.30.2014

End of the Month Music Bitchfest - June 2014

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Nine Inch Nails It occurs to me that, if Reznor doesn't want NIN live to be seen as a nostalgia act, something he's said numerous t...

A review of "Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes" on the PS4

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First things first: yes, it's incredibly short, but I'm one to take my time, so I'm all right with t...
6.17.2014

A review of "Watch Dogs" for the PS4

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Finished Watch Dogs  for the PS4. Here's some thoughts. The game designers must have been overjoyed w...
6.13.2014

A review of Damon Albarn at Irving Plaza on June 8th, 2014 -OR- Damon Albarn Threw So Much Water At Me

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Damon Albarn & The Heavy Seas There’s something about being in the presence of Damon Albarn that’s even more exciting than being in...
6.07.2014

A review of "Witching and Bitching" ("Las brujas de Zugarramurdi")

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Thanks to the largesse of one Philip Maniaci, I have just returned home from a screening of Álex de ...
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