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Nine Inch Nails Someone pinch me!!! Could it be??? A new song??? Without lyrics??? For a supermacho, run-of-the-mill first person shooter??...

As I'd mentioned before, I saw DKR for a second time on Sunday with Jen and Chris. Beforehand, Jen and I watched some Batman: The Anima...

First things first: major spoilers regarding Batman Begins, The Dark Knight and The Dark Knight Rises  ahead *, so, there's a reason be...

Did you know that "vermicious" means wormy or wormlike from the Latin word "vermis"? That's awful. Today was busy...

Before everything awful in the world happened, I was playing through Silent Hill 2 with Jen. If it's all the same to you, I'm going...

Since Friday, I have been sick. I have also been squatting in my own living room since the AC has gone in and Chris has gone away to the We...

Okay. So that tickling frog in my throat from yesterday has gestated into a rampaging shoggoth. I have decided that I am dying. So, since I ...

Nine Inch Nails Balls. Sweaty balls. Beck Aside from stunning the world by releasing TWO BRAND NEW ORIGINAL SONGS, Beck also did some ...

Figured out why my head felt like a centrifuge full of piss nails and hate spiders yesterday: I'm in the early phases of getting sick. ...

Bleh. I can't keep a fucking thought in my head today...which means I'll either die of brain fever or write a screenplay. Did NOT...

I'm just going to jump right to the chase people...I watched Resident Evil: Extinction last night and, put your fingers in your assholes...

Silly, silly, stupid me. I went ahead and watched Resident Evil: Apocalypse last night. And it was diapers. Thing is: I was almost cert...

Thanks, in part, to Jen Rock, I've recently shambled back into the convoluted, absurd and ridiculously Japanese world of Resident Evil. ...

The past week was the Hospital's annual visit from the State Department of Somethingorother and, just today, I was informed that we pass...

I don't role play much, but almost every time I have, Philip Tucker has been the DM/GM/Storyteller/whatever you nerds call it. Below is...