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Just saw in today's Onion that They Might Be Giants are playing in September and October at a place called Le Poisson Rouge at 158 Blee...

Today. Has. Been. Awesome. Last evening I am informed of an audition this morning at 10:20am (an unheard of time for me to be awake) at...

Specifically, Bob's pancreatic cancer. More specifically, Death by pancreatic cancer. Yes, my week started off with an audition for...

THIS is what the Internet is for. Click. Also, this: Click. But not this....never this... Click. "And the world spreads its le...

Dear Cablevision,     First off, I'd like to say thank you for the myriad opportunities you've extended to me. I love that ev...

You know what's funny? Slipknot. I just saw their video for their song 'Psychosocial'. Welcome to today's musical climate...

Finished. Here.

After four months of having the footage just lying around, I have just finished putting together a new video. It is for the Nine Inch Nails...

Not one, you filthy beggars, but fucking TWO BRAND NEW SONGS up on my band's website!!!!!! The first is a cover of a live improv that B...

BEECHOUZATRONICON XMAX '06 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugSjRNdTd5E

So. Back in the '01, Philip, Will, myself, and some assorted Harvardians and Amhertians engaged in mortal haiku combat. The results in s...

Later today I will be putting up on You Tube the EPIC battle between Sex and Glory that was captured in ONE ass-shakin' shot over two ye...

Have I ever told you about my sets of twin freckles? Well, I have at least five sets on just my arms. I remain baffled.

7.29.08 5:28pm Man have I been looking forward to writing this down... Last night I had a Zombie Apocalypse dream. It was fucking a...

Beck talks about his new album 'MODERN GUILT' Out of all the appropriate situations to find oneself, the least being the hurtling o...

Mmm...ba-cock. Man what a pleasant experience. Saw the 12:30 pm showing of Hancock today on 86th and 3rd.  No one shouting about how th...

Just recently checked out Coldplay's new album "Viva La Vida (or Death and All His Friends)" and Beck's upcoming (7/8) ne...

So, long story short: Back in March, Nine Inch Nails released a two disc instrumental album entitled 'Ghosts I-IV'. Trent Reznor t...

Mm hm. 'pointless' won the first week of the 2nd Annual Shortened Attention Span Festival. AND, I got a review on nytheatre.com!! ...